The Confusing

"Life is a good boat. If you fall, you die. No one wants death. Death is rewarded only once. Killing a killer ensures that the number of killers in the universe remains same." Said the Inspector who was in a shock after the murder matter.

"What happened to you?" Asked the investigator.

"To me. The most confusing act of all time."

"Narrate it then."

" A month ago, I was here in this vast city to begin my duty here. The first case which came into my custody took everything from my me. I left everything for the case. I tried to solve it. And I did. The case i solved could not be solved by anyone else me. It is because it is the murder case of my brother. I followed clue after clue . Went close and close and at last thump. I got him."

"Who was the killer?"

" I . Myself. Why are you staring? Yeah I killed him. Oh he is very irritating. Yeah I killed him. So now who killed me?"

"Killed you?!"

" Yeah . You did not find my dead body. Send the officer to Lake road. You will get it. Okay I'm going."

"Where?"

"Hell awaits me.!"

And the investigator was found dead sitting on the chair out of brain stroke.