Reva Saraf🥰

Abstract Comedy Children

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Reva Saraf🥰

Abstract Comedy Children

YoDiary!- #1 Memories

YoDiary!- #1 Memories

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5 AUGUST, 2021. THURSDAY

So basically, 2020 has been the Roller Coaster year, and I'm totally not sure about how the current year, 2021 is gonna end. I've been bored all the time. Before this pandemic, I would go to school and just study nicely. Meeting friends was amazing!! I remember how my friend, Ziya used to recite horror stories( and we would be scared like anything!!) and we used to get freaked out. :) Then there would be a big argument between Boys and Girls about who's the best. And then the class would just turn into a noisy fish-market. Remember how our teachers used to tell us, "Am I in a class or in a Fish Market?!!" And everyone used to just laugh.

I totally hate it when boys underestimate girls. I mean, what do they even get by doing that?!! Back in 6th standard, I had challenged a boys-best friends group for a badminton match. And obviously, the whole class knew about the winner. Yes, it was the girls group .i.e. me and Ziya!!!

After that match, we both literally felt like champions! And now, in 2021, we just play online badminton games. Like, you scroll your finger and the virtual player just hits a shot and you get all sorts of points and blah, blah, blah!! I also don't understand why boys are nuts about Free Fire and PubG. In our online class, one of the boys was playing free fire with his camera ON!! The Art class was going on, and probably, the teacher caught that kid. I mean, literally


Kids have even had some awkward moments on camera which is pretty natural in online classes, at least.) Sometimes, some kid would leave their mike on and talk nonsense. But, the classmates eventually find it funny and start giggling and laughing. And I laugh, also. It's hilarious, really. And one day, I was sitting in the Online Class, and after 25 minutes I observed that my mike was on! And thank god I didn't speak a word! I was like , "OMG!!!" (but I said OMG after switching my mike off.)


YO!


6 AUGUST, 2021. FRIDAY.


Today, in Maths class, one kid AGAIN left his mike on, and then he spoke these words, "Mujhe Maths mein Sab kuch samajh aata hai, lekin Geometry nahi aata hai.(P.S. This is a hindi sentence, so translated version is: I know everything in Maths except Geometry.) And our ma'am just said, "If you pay attention, you'll understand everything." And I was like, "LOL!!" 

These days, I've got a super-bad habit of saying "Yo" everytime. And I guess that's the reason I kept my diary's name as Yo Diary. But it's a cute name, right?!! My mom has to remind me at least 100 times to stop saying Yo. I know, but I can't stop myself from saying!!! 

YO! ( Sorry if you're also frustrated because of my habit.) =)


7 AUGUST, 2021. SATURDAY.

Today I tried to paint on a canvas. And no joke, I've never done it. Whenever I try to draw or paint something, it just turns into TRASH!! But this time, it's like a masterpiece! My mom was soooooo happy, she could've given me an Oscar. 

Okay, lemme tell you more about some humorous activities that used to occur in school ( physically) 

Humorous Act #1: We all know someone who's a big Show-off kiddy. RIGHT??!! And even I know many people. There's one girl who was a huge Show-off. She used to literally over-act. I mean, what in the world is that??!!!! We used to sing our national song, Vande Mataram at the end of school everyday. And that girl used to lip-sync it as if she's a professional singer. Basically, she used to overdo it. And I am not a fan of over doing things. I am just sayin'. She used to fake things, like "You know what, I got this backpack from London and it has a special lock feature in it. I also got IMPORTED chocolates today! And yeah, you see my lips gloss? It's from UAE. Cool, isn't it?!" And me and my BFF would just whisper, "Whatever!!" and then we would just walk away.

Do you mind if I give you an important advice?! Whenever you see a toilet in your DREAMS, don't use it! I think you know why. But if you don't know, I will tell. The consequences: let's just forget about NOT using the toilet. Imagine if you use the toilet in your dreams, and then you wake up from sleep. What do you realise? Yes, you've actually peed in your bed!!! Now, how immature is that?!!

Humorous Act #2 : It was the last day of 3rd standard and everyone was really sad. So, one child requested our class teacher for an autograph( to keep as a memory) But, the teacher had ALREADY given millions of autographs to other students, so she refused. And you know what the child did? He copied the teacher's signature from his notebook. I mean, literally?!! Who does that?? And thank god the teacher didn't smack him in the face. The teacher just laughed.


Humorous Act #3 : It was children's day and everyone was chilling and eating. The floor was flooded with rotten pieces of food. In the right there was a crushed chip, and somewhere there was a smashed plastic bottle of Pepsi . It was practically a big mess!! I guess the kids were Ka-ray-zee and Nuts. It's all fun and games until the teacher notices the mess.


See you later,

YO!!


8 AUGUST, 2021. SUNDAY. 


Okay, lemme begin with the next humorous act.


Humorous Act #4 : Picnics were the best!! We used to just chill, chill and CHILLL!! We would eat tasty food ( which was actually just JUNK) and then we would go wild and play. The fav place of every kid is the : DJ!! Songs are booming from the speakers and everyone's dancing like they've never danced before or no one is watching them. Some kid tried to copy a really difficult dance step, and no joke, he just fell. It was a bit funny, but yes.


Today, I'm a bit lazy, so I can't write so much. ( Sorry for being a lazy kid)

I'll be back with another YoDiary! story :)



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