Naughty Boy

               There was a boy in the small family having elder daughter and younger son. The daughter was very shy, simple, punctual and studious, on contrary, son was very bold and naughty. Though he was cleaver but less interested in study. He wouldn’t like to attend school daily. He would make various excuses for not going to school. His parent was too much worried about him. Whenever, he would go to school. He would make either quarrel with school boys or make some unliked job in the school. So, teacher would make his complaint to the parent. Since he was very good in games, hence most of teachers as well as his friends respect him. His parent would send him for tuition class for improvement in his study. But he wouldn’t go there. He would go somewhere else to play various games. Though he was very impish but not impaired with ill habits. His parent therefore would ignore his naughty activities as idle brain is a devil’s workshop. Desperate time calls for desperate measure. So, they decided to engage tutor for their naughty boy. 

                There was a lady tutor for him who was already briefed about his naughty activities. Tutor accepted challenge of their naughty boy as forewarned is forearmed. It was very bad news for him. So, he thought that he had to face this new challenge as it would stop his all-outdoor activities. He had to live inside the home under his strict mother. She couldn’t allow him to miss the class. If he missed the class, she would punish him and keep him without food. He deeply thought on this new development and decided to find amicable solution. He loaded bear for taking this task. There was a master plan in his mind to tackle the situation, after all a leopard doesn’t change its spots. Both of them were ready to face the challenge. Tide and time wait for no man. So, a day arrived for the real battle. The lady tutor came to his home on the scheduled time. The boy was also ready on scheduled time. No sooner did the boy see the teacher than he occupied the place in his study room. His mother gave her warm welcome as courtesy. She took her in his room. She introduced his son in the room. She told his son that she was his new tutor. He should take daily lesson from new teacher. After introduction. She left the room. Since she was already briefed about his naughty activities, she was quite cautious about him. Well begun is half done. Instead of switching directly to his syllabus. She decided to teach him some etiquettes and manners in the first meeting. As per her plan she proceeded to execute it. She wanted to put some question to him.

Madam: What was his name?

Pupil: He had many names.

Pupil: which name she would like?

Madam: She would like to know his school’s name.

Pupil: A naughty boy.

Madam: How it was possible?

Pupil: You should ask my teachers.

Madam: what was his school’s name.

Pupil: He didn’t know.

Madam: How it was possible.

Pupil: He would go to any school on the way as he had many friends in those schools.

Madam: What would say students to the teacher after his arrival in the class.

Pupil: All students would stand up in the class except him.

Madam: What would they say to their teacher.

Pupil: They would shout good morning.

Madam: Who was she of him?

Pupil: Teacher.

Madam: What should he do when she would come.

Pupil: Same as like another student.

Madam: So, what should he do then.

Pupil: shouted loudly, madam wanted good, good. Instead of good morning.   (In his mother tongue good mean jaggery).

 Mother: She brought some pieces of jaggery as she thought that teacher might have some neck trouble.

Madam: She was surprised with pieces of jaggery.

Mother: offered her jaggery.

 Madam: She understood the matter.

Then Madan switched over to other questions to test his general knowledge.

Madam: What were the origins of Ganga and Jamuna rivers.

Pupil: At the drop of a hat. The origins of Ganga and Jamuna were his eyes.

Madam: She was asking about the holy rivers of India.

Pupil: He was telling her the truth. His answer was as right as rain.

Madam: How it was possible.

Pupil: When his father would kick him very heavily for making trouble. His mother would say, the Ganga and Jamuna would come out from his eyes. She could confirm it from his mother just then.

Madam: What was his country’s name.

Pupil: Very smartly replied by leaps and bounds “Bhart “

Madam: Very good, excellent.

Madam: How would this name come for the country.

Pupil: Most of the people of this country would like vegetable dish “Bharata “very much.

Madam: So, what happened.

Pupil: So, the name “Bharat” due to incorrect pronounce of Bharata.

Madam: She was surrendered to his logic and said it was okey.

 Madam: Who was the prime minister of India then.

Pupil: Very smartly, replied soon as “Settle Bihari Vajpayee “.

Madam: He was half correct. His name was Atal Bihari.

Pupil: No, not at all. She was absolutely wrong.

Madam: How was she wrong?

Pupil: Our beloved prime minister would settle soon on public interest matter. Hence people would call him with a nickname settle Bihari.

Madam: she understood when twig grows hard, it is hard to twist it At last, she lost her patience and left the student forever.