Helmet

The road to being a Romeo is never easy; sometimes it is the pain of rejection by the girl, sometimes it is a punishment from families, limited pocket money, either this or that.

 

It's like police have buckled up to harass already in so much tension poor guys aka Romeos. Wearing a helmet is compulsory now. Isn't it awkward to carry a helmet rather than a girlfriend on a date?

 

Wearing a Helmet disturbs our hairstyles and also makeup gets ruined; means ruined the impression. Not wearing a Helmet means regular interactions with policemen and usually, it ends with a dent in the pocket.

 

Impressing any girl is not that easy. These days even if we encounter any beauty, a helmet is on our head and till the time we take it off, to show our face to girls, they are nowhere in the scene. Another big problem is to whistle, to wink, to eve-tease with a helmet on the head. The helmet is a complete spoilsport.

 

Even if we can woe a girl, roaming around is impossible. After all, a helmet is compulsory for fellow passengers also. Can anyone tell me if they have seen any girl roaming around with a helmet? Helmets are available in very few colours and patterns to be part of any girl's wardrobe. None of the heroin has been featured with a helmet in any famous movie to make it a fashion trend.

 

Due to all of this, car owners have an upper hand over bikers. How difficult it is for a middle-class family to survive in this mean world.

 

Romancing on a bike is getting almost out of fashion now. How romantic it used to be when your girl smooches you on a bike and that warm kiss on the neck and those magical words in your ears. The Wall of the helmet has drawn a boundary in fellow passengers also.

 

We, on behalf of All India Road Romeo Loafers Union, raise our voices to demand the cancellation of this rule.

 

Oh, God! Either you give policemen positive vibes about us and they cancel this rule or give enough skills to scientists so that they can create a helmet which can identify police from far and present itself automatically on our head.