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I had a drink for the first time in three years of marriage. It was a rainy Sunday and my friends and I decided to celebrate our neighbor's housewarming party at a nearby bar. We left our wives at home and headed to the Manali Bar and Restaurant on the highway.

The place was crowded with drinkers who sipped their drinks slowly and enjoyed the smoothness and warmth. We ordered vodka and sprite and some snacks like chana masala, chicken tikka and lollypop. The waiter brought us glasses, ice cubes, flippers and salted nuts. He also lit a mosquito stick to keep the flies away.

We talked about our family issues, mostly about our wives. We complained about their nagging, their demands, their cooking, their looks. We laughed at each other's jokes and stories. We felt free and happy, away from our troubles.

We talked about our family issues, mostly about our wives. We complained about their nagging, their demands, their cooking, their looks. We laughed at each other's jokes and stories. We felt free and happy, away from our troubles.

We poured the vodka into the glasses and mixed it with sprite. We toasted to our friendship and gulped down the drinks. The alcohol burned my throat and made me feel dizzy. I had never tasted anything like it before. It was like a heavenly touch that lifted me to a new world of gossips.

We ordered more drinks and more snacks. The waiter kept refilling our glasses and bowls. The rain kept pouring outside. The mosquito stick kept smoking in the corner. The vodka kept flowing in our veins.

We lost track of time and money. We did not care about anything else. We did not call our wives or check on them. We did not think about the consequences of our actions. We just drank and drank until we could not drink anymore.

Next friend adds his opinion: Wife always put husband into her hand fist"

Wife always talks sweet when she wants some secret from husband"

Once wife get weakness of husband, "she tortures him"

So, friends don't close your secret before your wife, if she knows everything then she will make you slave and make danced you on her theme sound, as whenever and wherever she wanted.

"Mr. Gunte is very weak, he discloses everything before wife at any time, so be aware from him" Mr. Under said.

He washes his wife's undergarments. I saw many times, his wife fights with him if he did not help her in household works" I said

Mr. Jude never afraid of his wife, if she rises against his wish, he beat her with anything he finds in his hands. Among all of us only Mr. Jude is brave and commands over his wife. He never kept secret drink, he kept wine in his room and daily at night he took a sip and get sweet dreams. He never sleeps without drink. We all are afraid of our wife and kept secret away from wife, If she get the new that we are drunk or even have doubt she would scattered whole house and put house on head and get cried loudly. Then neighbor will come for enquiry and in this way she emotionally blackmailed me so many times. 

 

"Mr. Gunte sometime comes late from office, and he always calls his wife before drink. But even if he comes late at night, his wife checked by kissing him and confirmed whether he is drunk or not" everyone started laughing.

So, friend we all are under our wife's control, our half part of life is controlled by our wife.

"We must obey her when it is needed, but we should not take order as drinking is for our personal enjoyment, after all we are bread earner" Mr. Jude said.

"But she is home manager" Mr. Under said

But where we are going wrong, we just want to enjoy our life once a week or month. Why did our wives interfere in our personal life? We all try to give what she wants in her life. 

This is our personal life and nobody has right poke in our personal life. They have their personal life they can enjoy as they want.

If they wish they can also take beer even on same table. Then what about our friend, it will destroy our party mood.

We live in modern, smart and digital age. 'Our country is not only men dominated but sometime women also dominate us' remarks by me.

"Wife are the part our life, we treat them as our life partner" Women's brother, take drink don't take side your wife, we are lion not wolf.

That day we become lion and drink penetrated into our blood and we talked like patriot. Drink got into head and we finished 8 quarter on the spatial divided equally into four parts and then the anti-drinking program was the end. The rain was lashed heavily outside there was no sign that this rain is going to stop.

My wife got suspicious on me that I am drunk and she recognized me. She nosed and sensed my body and confirmed. She never asked any statement and question. I told her truth and matter disclosed.

Next morning four women collected and gossip over different topics, discussed about husband's drinking and other habit. My wife put issues about drink, and asked neighbour's wife.

My husband was drunk last night?'

Adjacent neighbour said, "No, my husband never touches drink in whole life.

Both me  and Jude were drunk at night.

Yes, my husband never drunk in life, if he did, I sense him suddenly.No, how can it possible, all four had been drunk last night. My husband told me.

No, no, then surely somebody forced them.

Who forced them, they are small children or someone make them to drink by spoon?

I will teach a lesson to my husband if he really had drunk last night.

Yes, they should be punished for the thing they have done. I said yes. No, no I will never tolerate such bad behavior and bad habit.

Once if they get the habit of drinking alcohol they will not able to leave it. They are the bread earner of the family.  I also teach lesson my husband.

I also teach my husband that alcohol make family mortgage.

Everyone put finger on each other's husband, who had arranged this drinking program? Who first took me my husband to bar?

Neighbours' argued over drink, everyone recommends that their husbands have royal behavior. All the neighbours' women who last few hours were friendly now become enemy of each other.

When the husband comes from work everyone asked their husband about yesterday's drink program and explanation about it.

One woman said to her husband, "Why did you drink, I told everyone that my husband never touches anything, you just cut my nose before my neighbors".