Let’s meet the corrupted

Hey guys, I have been so focused lately on my story Blood Red Lipstick, so I’m taking a break from it. Because I’ve made it a bit cringe to, anyways I’m experimenting with comedy, hope you guys/ and girls ( I really don’t wanna sound gender Biased, I think someone could put me in juvenile detention, and I have a bright future ahead) You know what I guess I should begin.

By 11: 30 Anoushka was getting pretty pissed, she had to meet her rival, to discuss “Diplomatic terms” The problem was the Anoushka sucked at being “Diplomatic” She was the type of person who would punch you in the gut if you said something about her hair (Trust me, I’ve been in that position before! It pains, Bad.) I always wondered how she became a Politican. Were they not supposed to be calm? Ah well! Anoushka was supposed to meet her rival, Kabir at 11. Now he was trying her patience. She removed her phone and started playing Candy Crush.(I guess Politicians and the Middle class alike, love that game.) soon enough it was 11:45 Anoushka said frustrated at her Colleague ( or co politican, wait that just sounds stupid) 

“Where is the idiot?”

Her colleague/Co politician whimpered, 

“no Idea, Your highness!” (Wait what! I did not agree to write this as if people were worshipping her!)

That’s when Mr. “Fashionably Late” walked in. He strolled as if the place was his own! (Well, technically it was,(Shut up Malhaar, get on with the story. just write it!) jeez Sorry Anoushka, K Back to the story) 

Kabir plopped himself down on the couch. Anoushka hated his unprofessional attitude! She scoffed. Kabir groaned,

“Why are You here! Uuugggghhh, Don’t tell me today is April Fools day!”

Anoushka’s Noestrills flared, she was now trying really hard to contain the patience but Kabir was walking on thin ice,

“No, it’s not April Fools day, even if it was the only Fool I’d see would be you, Anyways we had a meeting today?”

Kabir grimaced,

“Yeah, Okay so, how’s life? You still tormenting that poor man Yadav?”

That’s when Anoushka lost it. She started shouting untop of her voice,

“YOU IDIOT! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A POLITICAIN? I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!” (Wow, Talk about anger issues)

Kabir looked bored, he said

“Does this mean we are done? Cause I have an appointment with my skin care person. It’s very important!”

“NO THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE DONE.” 

Saying so she charged at Kabir. (Anoushka; Your changing the entire story Malhaar! I’m not going to pay you!) ( Like I care (Rolling eyes) my publisher will pay me you idiot, this version sounds much better, plus it’s the truth,) 

Anyways, emphasis on the anyways, She chaired at Kabir. Kabir had wisely predicted her move, so he moved out of the way and she hit the floor face first. Kabir tutted,

“Ow, that must have pained!” 

That’s when Anoushka realised she was being filmed the entire time. 

She fled, with her Colleague/ Co-Politician whose, files and papers were slipping out of his arms.

Moral: Don’t ever hire me to write for you guys again, unless ya’ll have an interesting topic. Otherwise I’ll just twist it around. Oh also they are two types of corrupt people, one the impulsive. 2. The cunning who look cool while making a fool out of you