For Jasis sake?

They say it was in a Manger 

Where the little fella was born

Without any complications

But was he his Father's Son?

Does it get any stranger than this

Don't get me wrong now!

I'm all for live and let live

Isn't that the Christian thing to do

Unless you were around

With the inquisitive minds

Of a Church who couldn't beat them

So they forcefully joined!

Instead of the Empire

They now had the Church

To lead and to preach 

With the control of your soul

They tell you all about

Jesus Christ

And all of the wonderful things

That he did

Then they took his life

For the greater good

For all Mankind

For your very own sins

He gave his life, or did he

The greatest Martyr 

Who ever lived and died

Then lived again

See, you can't keep a good man down

Yes, he rose again and then he vanished

Into the myths of this mysterious history

Was he the Messiah or just a visionary?

I think that it's all just hype

They don't even have

The colour of his eyes

Or his olive complexion right.

When you're homeless at Christmas

Who gives a shite about Jesus Christ

When all you're trying to do

Is get through another night!