Modern Wisdom and Theft

One was on the head other on the nuts

And he the master yelling in the middle

He who brought his best men 

For stealing the key of his cycle from a thief,

They started with the wall climb

Hundreds they fall on the head of the last

They then went and brought up a book

Of the well known occulist of the garage

They read like never before

Had they read their school books with this care

They would have ended up an owl

But they rushed fifteen long kilometers for that mess

They started with hurting one another

With screwdrivers that they brought 

For cleaning ears for the thief would die

With the aroma, that they didn't want

They then entered the room where 

Sleeping thief was unaware of the theft 

That was to happen in his house

Built under the base of second hand things

But the master stopped them both

And asked severely for their manners

Before entering an unknown person

Of the bell that they must ring

Yes said the both wise men

Yes said the master 

The bell rang with full laugh

In the middle of the dark sleeping night

The thief suddenly stood up

Jumped from the bed where he was lying dead

As if he was ready for such intruders

And caught red-handed those wise men

He called the police and they were 

In the cell for the whole year

For trying to steal a thing of them

From a thief and there they laughed and blamed each other

The master was proud of his manners

And the key of his cycle was left on the thief's table.