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Paul Martin

Comedy Action Fantasy

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Paul Martin

Comedy Action Fantasy

Down The Hatch!

Down The Hatch!

1 min
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I'm at the Vegetation Station!

I'm just Weighing up My Patience!


I've been here for Fucking Ages,

They are taking Us in Stages!


My Mind is Rooted on a Vacation!

Like the Rest of My Generation!

Stuck in the Muck in; I'm completely Soiled!

I hope They Wash My Mortal Coil?


I know that I'm going to be here for a while

So I better settle in!

If I go bad, My Chance I'll Rot and Spoil!

I'll never get Myself into the Pot!

I heard from Others who've Smoked alot

They'll just throw Me in the Bin!


If I was a Parsnip,

I would never Turnip.


I'd just Sprout about

Until I'm Cabbaged!


I don't know how I manage?

I'm a Vegetable Savage!

Not by half I tell ya!

But I'm still only Average!


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