Down The Hatch!
Down The Hatch!
I'm at the Vegetation Station!
I'm just Weighing up My Patience!
I've been here for Fucking Ages,
They are taking Us in Stages!
My Mind is Rooted on a Vacation!
Like the Rest of My Generation!
Stuck in the Muck in; I'm completely Soiled!
I hope They Wash My Mortal Coil?
I know that I'm going to be here for a while
So I better settle in!
If I go bad, My Chance I'll Rot and Spoil!
I'll never get Myself into the Pot!
I heard from Others who've Smoked alot
They'll just throw Me in the Bin!
If I was a Parsnip,
I would never Turnip.
I'd just Sprout about
Until I'm Cabbaged!
I don't know how I manage?
I'm a Vegetable Savage!
Not by half I tell ya!
But I'm still only Average!