A comical rendering of an fancy-sounding order placed in a restaurant; like a spoof on Masterchef Australia
For dinner Phantom went to a magical restaurant
Once in my room, I found a box made of gold,
I wondered- what did it hold?
I used to work on Satire,
It changed my Attire...
I know a place,
That can make pale a person's face.
Without her I can't imagine my life.
Here's the tale of my harum - scarum wife.
To begin with HISTORY that remains a mystery
I'm no longer me but have been converted into a life-size bun!
Real women wake up and throw curses at another day...
For some relationship is a string to a rich man’s purse;
And the 'empowered' ones think that a man can only break heart...
A tongue-in-cheek look our obsession with and dependence on technology.
Where went the feminists.
I often dream about killing my dad.
An old lady who put socks into her tea, a miserly millionaire whose money was eaten.. Limericks to tickle your funny bon...
With patterns to make the creation stronger,
Delivery gets completed...
I am a Pimple, bumpy and red,
Oh! You can spot me by my bulging head...
Don't get traumatized, this is still heaven,
Since not able to find other job is out of question..
It is more difficult than fighting an election,
I want to ban maths and remove it from the nation.
Remember good readers, my words are no fiction ,
Beware of Toadies, and bottles and elections.