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Vinayak Rai

Comedy

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Vinayak Rai

Comedy

My Dear Acquaintances

My Dear Acquaintances

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My dear acquaintances

Let's talk today openheartedly, limitlessly.

Hmm... So tell me today?

Oh, wait! Do one thing, make a list of things, what all you want to know about me and hand it over to me whether be it my marks, my personal life, my age or my salary?

Don't be angry, aunty! I'm just easing your task and saving your phone bills.

Just think, if you know everything about me then you don't need to call me again and again.


Wait! Wait! A new idea struck me. 

Let me write a book and then I'll send you a copy of it. Then do one thing distribute it among your acquaintances too. It'll be like shooting two birds with one bullet. You don't have to speak much, as everyone will come to know about me and also the sale of my book will increase.

Hmm... Hmm... I know I'm smart.


Ok, fine aunty! Don't get angry.

I know you love me, you care for me, that's why you call even before my result is announced. Yes! Yes! I remember you often call mom to enquire or should I say gossip about me.

Well! No offenses.

I know you love me. You love me even more than your own daughter right??

I understand and I wanna thank you for saving our phone bills and always entertaining us.


Baffled! No problem I'm there to explain

See! you call us so often that we don't need to call you, so our phone bills are saved 

Secondly, your gossips. 

Ah! truly They are even more entertaining than The Kapil Sharma Show.

And the one you told last time, that Sharma Ji ka beta

Shhhh!! I remember you told it's a secret.


So yes! Thank you for everything dear relatives, for caring so much for me. You know even I love you so much that I have to chant Hanuman Chalisa before sleeping (you better know why?), especially before exams.

Anyway, Indian society is incomplete without you. You know yours "Tenu pata hai..." seems more interesting than news channels. Though we hate you we love you.

Arre wait! 

I forgot to tell.

Divya has given her boards recently and Tanisha had turned 27. Update this information in your diary.


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