Cereal Killer
Cereal Killer
I had a funny aunt,
named Molly Jolly Miller.
She didn't like me one bit,
for, I always emptied her chiller.
She knew I loved cereals,
for God and heaven's sake.
Muesli and Bran
Sugar-frosted Cornflake.
They wouldn't be that good,
if it wasn't for the milk.
Dry fruits and nuts
and some chocolatey silk.
It was never my eating,
but, what I left behind.
Torturous and tormenting
lingering on her mind.
So, when I had filled my tummy
and lay on the couch to bask.
I would notice her running,
running for her life;
...................to get her gas mask.