Much Ado About Nothing

 

Lady Kamala Harris is elected as the new Vice-president of the USA

India erupts in joy and calls her the "Lotus" of India

Everybody who is somebody seems to know her

Mr. Shatrughan Sinha says "My niece knows her and campaigned actively for her"

Priyanka Chopra says "I know her closely - she is fond of tikka"

Tollywood actress Khusbhoo says "I know her remotely - she likes Idli Sambar very much"

Ex Bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat says "I know her intimately - she likes Hindi movies"

Lady Kamala's maternal uncle says "she is fond of Chennai and likes to visit Marina beach"

Tamilians say "Vaango Kamala, Vanakkam Kamala - we all like you"

North Indians say "kya baat hai ji, we all like you"

Lady Kamala is not however amused - she responds by saying "But I do not like human rights violation in Kashmir"

Sensitive Indians cry foul and say "we do not like your reply - it seems we have lost the Trump card"

I end up saying diplomatically "whether Kamala or Shyamala, air quality index (AQI) is not going to improve in New Delhi"!