I Ain't Shit

I ain't shit.

They say to wear the shoe if it fits.

I would sing a different tune,

But there are too many notes I can't hit.

I think it's time to quit,

To climb down from the lies on which I sit.

Life keeps throwing me curve balls,

But I didn't bring my mitt. 

When my life was assembled,

All of the pieces didn't fit,

And a few of the ones that did,

Were made out of chaos and shit.

I've tried to keep my eyes open,

But they are barely slits,

I think when I was made,

They left something outta the mix.

It seems like two problems arrive,

For every one that I fix.

They multiply so fuxxing fast,

Like a magician doing tricks.

Honestly, it's too much,

It's enough to make you sick,

One problem becomes forty,

It happens so fuxxing quick.

My life is like a movie,

It's a horror flick,

It's like I was born ill-fated

And beaten with a "bad luck stick".

Everyone uses me,

They think they're fuxxing slick,

They might as well use a shovel

They lay it on so fuxxing thick.

They laze around and mooch

They won't ever hit a lick 

If they think I'll keep doing it

They got the wrong fuxxng chick.

They tried to suck me dry

Like filthy little ticks

So while they're busy suxxxxg

Tell em they can suck my dxxx.

And to every shithead in this town,

Every slut and self-righteous hick,

Shove your opinions up your ass,

If there's room there with the stick.

This is nothing new,

Cause I know I ain't shit

I'll never be at the top

Cause the bottom is where I fit.

But just because I ain't shit,

Doesn't mean I'm turning tricks,

I'm a regular piece of shit like you,

So no need to be a prick.