Rhythm And Blues

Life is a bitch

And then it rains

Thank god I have Netflix

To take away my pain

I'm always bitching 

Now I'm itching

Drain water in my hall

When actually I wanna go to the mall

In my building, there's only muck

Stupid members just passing the buck

This society truly sucks

Just my bloody goddam luck

Maxx is a good lab

I thought he was fit and fab

But when I had to lift him on the bed

I realised he's a fatted cow, well-fed

My son only wants to eat

All I feel is heat

If I didn't have my goddam ac

I would be only saying mc-bc

Marriage is seriously so shallow

My hubby has an affair with his pillow

He's like sleep sleep sleep

And I'm like weep weep weep

I have a brother called Stanly

All he can think of is money

And of course Jasmine 

His hunny bunny

I have a friend named Holly

All my relatives call her Molly

I feel like giving her a big bruise

Cos shes never taking me on a cruise

And my other friend SK

Her favourite brand is MK

Favourite pastime is patoing and flirting

When she should be chanting narayan narayan

I have a mother in law called Bella

Who likes to give me a hella

I thought she would give me a gold thela

But alas all I got was a kela

I also have a bro in law called ds

I think he is just full of bs

He sings a lot of Hindi gaana

And brags about his german wife Anna

He thinks he is a MasterChef cos he cooks

But I think he just pakaos