Super Mad Conversation Between A Pakistani Man And A Chinese Girl

While travelling to India in a train, the seats of both of them were side Lower and side upper seats in the same compartment. Pakistani man on upper birth and the Chinese girl on lower birth.

Pakistani man had a bad stomach after eating three plates of Biryani so was frequently going to washroom,

The Chinese girl with this constant disturbance of Up and Down activity, woke up from her sleep.

Chinese girl : Ni Hao, Chen he

Pakistani man: mohatarma !! chen toh hai par khul nhi rahi hai.

Chinese girl : No No, my name is Chen he, you can call me, He.

Pakistani man: Huh?

Chinese girl: No no!!, its not huh, its "He", Sir, 

Pakistani man: Oh, nice to meet you, Hoe.

Chinese girl: Excuse me sir! I'am not a Hoe

Pakistani man instantly thought that she was confuse with Hoe, which is the noun form of Whore meaning "a Prostitute". so he was to just going to apologize but the Chinese girl said

He: I'am not hoe sir, actually that's my cousin's name,

The opportunist Pakistani man now after listening this thing, switch his tone to the lane of sarcasm,

Pakistani man: So, it means your aunt and uncle are also must be "hoes".

Chinese girl: absolutely sir, those hoes are very loyal to each other and love each other.

Pakistani man continued his Ferrari, running on the highway of sarcasm,

Pakistani man: So, I suppose you are travelling here to apologize, right?

Chinese girl: Why sir, I just met you and i don't think I did anything to upset you.

,Did I?

Pakistani man: Ohh!!,not to me, but to the whole of the world for COVID.

Now Chinese girl understood the tone of sarcasm in his voice

Chinese girl: Sir, I agree that I'am made in china but I was here only all the time for the the last three years . and FYI sir, although Prostitution is the world's first ever profession and I respect each and every profession whole heartedly but my aunt and uncle are not Whores, They both are lawyers by profession.

Pakistani man just out of blue yelled at her : Hey you Miss he !!, Go back to china, even your name and your pronouns are opposite to each other and you have the audacity to talk about "loyalty", you CHINESE!.

Chinese girl: Its a country, not a abuse sir and about going back, I too want to go back to my roots sir, but there is no flight to china from your country, that is why I have to travel to your more generous neighbouring country.

Pakistani man realized his mistake and apologize for the same.

Pakistani man: I'am so sorry Miss, Trust me, I never mean it. Blah blah blah!!!!

After a few minutes silence, the Pakistani man started the conversation .

Pakistani man: How is back there in china Mam?

Chinese girl: Sir, I left china three years ago because i felt pathetic there, people there are really very Judgemental. 

Pakistani man: Ohh! How come?

Chinese girl: If you are like me, in the early thirties, not married, nor dating then you will be called as leftover Ladies. 

Pakistani man: That's totally brutal Mam.

Chinese girl: You have no idea sir, BUT the real problem are not the people but it is in myself only.

Pakistani man: You,.. your own problem?, I didn't get it, Please elaborate

Chinese girl: The real problem is I just love leftovers, You tell me sir, don't you love Chinese leftovers, and that makes me both "Yummy and Cheap", and you won't believe it, now that is the status of my Whatsapp which reads as " Chinese Leftover,Yummy, Take me home and Eat me".

The only thing in this world which is absolutely free is THE FREE ADVICE and every person wants to give it, so

Pakistani man took a deep breath of fake sigh and showed empathy towards He and said

Pakistani man: Hey he, you should lower your standards and just get a husband. An alone girl could not survive in this patriarchal world.

Chinese girl: what are you saying sir, I don't have any standards, just like your four wives .

Pakistani man thought "Again brutal, but true".

Chinese girl: You know sir, one evening I was talking to my so called friend..

Pakistani man interrupts her in between 

Pakistani man: What do you mean by "so called friend"

Chinese girl: because every time I meet her, she says I'am your true friend, talk to me, you can talk to me about anything.

Pakistani man: Oh !!, get it, I too have some One sided friendships.

Chinese Girl: Exactly. So, I was saying, The other day I was chatting with this friend about how miserable she is feeling in her married life,the taunts and tantrums of in-laws, her husband is very lazy and had just one kid and that too came out as a failure in her life and I replied in utter shock, " What the heck, Mommy!! 

This time Chinese girl thought " Brutal but true".