Global warming : A personal Aspect

Global warming : A personal Aspect

Do you know ,what is the biggest advantage if Global warming was not exist in this world, - I don't have to write this super boring article at this time when otherwise I would have gone on a long drive with my friends in my private jet but that would create a paradox itself about the existence of global warming . You must have guessed now from the introduction itself of this article that I know nothing about these "Adult Stuff" that people my age should normally know about.Global warming is one of them that everybody keeps on yelling at you " You better do something". And now my patience and intellectual level is screaming at me, saying - " I'm so tired of it, let's do it " .But the thing you must know about me before you blindly follow me just because these writers are intelligent beings .Fact is " I barely passed my high school " . I don't really know how rain or even the water cycle works . I only know how my two tired cycle runs on pedal .So why don't you, 'the readers' let me help to figure this out because I have seen water coming from sky sometimes even without clouds, I have no idea where that water is coming from. You have no idea how much confusion and feeling of swamping this rain has given me in my whole childhood. I really want to understand it. First I will give you some pretty good and "Cool" ideas for global warming and then you can tell me elaborately about rainfall and rainbows - good barter system , deal? .First of all I must tell you I am a very responsible citizen when it comes to global warming . I recycle and I recycle just for the sole reason to attract my beautiful neighbour. It's her , she is the one who should get all the credit for that. I do terrace organic farming just because she looks at me at that time . I swear I would have never done it if she was not looking at me . Alone I never would have done it .To understand it thoroughly, let's break this holy practice in the form of highlighted lists and believe me it is a very long list. But the first point in this list is my favourite, which is - just talk to your friends , family ,"neighbours " about it . And then think about those conversations about how far it could have gone if they would have patiently listened to me at a single stretch For example , - Do you mind if we talk about global warming , "dear"?- Sorry, I don't have Mind ........and time about it , bye.Once my friends were in the middle of a first fight and I very excitedly jumped into the middle of this fight and asked -'if there is any chance this fight is happening because of global warming? Funny, right? I know global warming is real, it's " Clear as Real" . It's true and I don't have any question in mind about it.But on a serious note because I understand the significance and seriousness of this sensitive topic . It's for our next Generation and their next generation and their next generation and next and so on. We want to give them good earth , enough resources to use etcetera etcetera .But most importantly we don't want them to be angry at us or yell at us . We want to be in their goodbooks . But I don't think it's practical thinking because no kids scold their grandparents whenever there is smog or even cloudy sky for a matter of fact .But we have to admit that earth , our earth is in a terrible state right now and it's totally our fault.our Generations fault and the generation before, those losers , those "honest woodcutters and their axe" with their deforestation and their Fossil ( fuels). It's a very scary imagination that if you are in your twenties right now and hoping to live a good civilization for the next sixty years then you are wrong. In the next twenty or forty years , it's a very high probability that you will be in your house wearing a mask with tears in your eyes(just like you are right now while reading these poor jokes) .History asks Questions like , how did they live like that? Why did they exist ? Why did humanity exist at that time ? Some pessimistic people even blame their present generation for this . ? There were no indoor toilets. For four and a half billion years this earth has been there, six thousand years of our civilization , and two lakh years as a race we human beings have been around here.And now we are breaking it. That's what truly is " apne haath jagannath".Let's talk about some good things now. " Social Media " . On social media , now kids and teenagers are shouting at their parents and grandparents for not living an ideal life . You must be sensing sarcasm in the tone . But I truly admire their bravery and confidence to stand up and say about the things they truly believe in . Something they really care about , Care about their generation and the next generations to come . They talk about their belief system very passionately . But you spoiled brats holding alcohol in one hand and smoking a cigarette on the other hand that too on your generational wealth , 'first pay your bills then speak up" Gurbat Mein Creativity nahin hoti " .Let me not go on Vegans and electric cars because that path is quite shaddy and expensive . I know it's good for our mother-earth but we can't throw away the milk given to us by the holy mother cow , right? Lastly , let's talk about death. It's true that all of us have to go . Not like 'thanos ' that fifty percent have to go now, let's finish it , but population is a very big problem ,right?. I can't write that if you do not read this article , you are gone .Politicians are playing politics in this game . Their promises like - I have so much experience of global warming, i will make sure carbon dioxide oxide pays for all this disaster, I promise you that.I know how to make glaciers, I can make a lot of glaciers .I promise you that .If you buy the glaciers from our religion then you will get super bonanza discounts .When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it .TRUE , But the real question is What do we exactly want?