Pretty Savage! My Topsy-Turvy Class #5

My current class has endless fun just like my previous class. No regrets truly!

Physics Activity:

Sir was teaching us about inertia having started the new chapter. He had a fun spark!

SIR: Class! As you all have given a lot many examples about inertia of rest let's be practical. Does anyone have a 5 rupee coin?

MY PARTNER to ME: Bruh! I think I have it in my pouch from months. (She later gave it to sir as we were also the first bench- weekly rotation struggle) 

SIR: Now I'll take this and keep it in a standing position on a piece of paper. Now our aim is to pull the paper below it without shaking the coin and changing its mean position. Can anyone do that?! Here's the challenge to you all.

People went one by one. Then slowly a small circle formed near the teacher's table but we didn't have to go there as we were on the first bench of the third row! So we just relaxed and watched people getting their efforts wasted! Yet we waited, and finally RDM was able to do it for second. The crescendo built up due to which 9A 1st and 3rd row people kept staring us as the doors of both the classes were open. It just took a few more attempts, after which RDM only kept the coin still at the end. Hooting and loud claps were what the class was filled with! We enjoyed a lot and 9A graders of the corner rows also started clapping for no reason. 

A week later, our physics teacher finally decided to do it with 9A as well (being already done in 9C and 9B later). But the agony was that no one had such a coin. Sir came to our class to borrow the coin and we also heard their class screaming that day! Sir returned the coin while we had formed a line to go back home but the owner (my partner) didn't receive it!!

Sir was really worried and couldn't sleep that night, he claimed! But finally my partner got it in her pouch mysteriously.

Teachers at Chaotic Peak~

In English period, my front neighbour Av was busy in fixing his hair and having a huge concern about what he looked like that morning. Ma'am needed to break in when he had his delusional thoughts.

MA'AM: Av! Yeh reshmi zulfe, yeh sharbati aankhein

TANNY (his partner): Aay Hayeee

The class couldn't stop laughing. Sadly Av always calls trouble and insult towards him!

In SS period, we were doing Russian Revolution. We have two consecutive SS periods on Tuesdays and Thursday (such an anguish). So we mostly want ma'am to teach one period and show us videos/ppts the next period.

MA'AM: So this is the Tsar Nicholar II, who played a pivotal role in Russian tsardom.

(After sometime) This picture doesn't have that much clarity. In reality he was really handsome and attractive guy! A proper tsar-like look but not sneering!

CLASS: Ohhhooo 

ME: (I thought that it was just because ma'am portrayed Rulers as her historical crushes but then I came to know this was also because ma'am is unmarried, despite being in her late 40's or early 50's maybe. She once also told some good things about Louis XIV pertaining to his physique.)

I told this incident to Diya and she asked JJ about it in her class as he was in 8C last year and we had the same SS teacher. He told that she was actually a divorcee and that was only because her parents couldn't give a dowry of Maruti 800. This is something sad but I don't whenever I see her now, I always have a portrayal of that old car in my mind funnily!

In Physics period, Sir came and we were shocked to see his finger fractured. He couldn't even move it properly yet he made efforts to teach us!

VVSL: Sirrr! How did it break?

SIR: Umm, when it recovers completely I'll again fall and show you the proper scenario of how it happened. And if you really empathise then I can show the demo on you as well!

Sir started teaching about force and law of motion. He gave a verbal introduction about the chapter first then told us to take down the 1st law of motion in our notebook.

RDM: (He came to sit behind us at the 3rd bench with our class's topper snitch DB!) I wish Newton had died the instant, the apple fell on him!

In Value Education period, sir came a little late.

SIR: I give you ten minutes! (then abruptly goes away)

People started having their grub even when it wasn't time. Some read books, some chatted and what not! Sir enters after a short break.

SIR: So what did you all do? Let me ask row-wise.

MY TURN: I was studying Geography for the test. (I was missing my partner too as she was down for NCC)

TANNY and AV: We were having our tiffin.

RDM: Sir Uh I was eating balls (slowly blabbering) arre what do we call it?!

WHOLE CLASS broke into laughter.

Sir didn't start any lecture that day and gave us time to revise for our exams. Later he came to my bench as I was sitting alone that period and he wanted to study Geography with me (as he didn't have the textbook). We started chit-chatting as well.

RDM: (proceeds to talk about our previous classes and childhood habits evoking nostalgia)

ME: (Suddenly interrupts) Ay why did you say 'eAtINg bAlLS'

RDM: Arre I don't what it's called in English lotus/lily. I was actually eating makhana.

ME: If you go by the floral concept, its Lotus Seeds or simply foxnuts. But why couldn't you simply say that you were eating? Do you even realise the whole class ridiculed you for this 'balls'?

RDM: Oops! Now I get what the class must've thought!!

CUPID- VSK:

Sam from our class has a hardcore crush on my partner Vay. But he is too shy to express himself. So here comes Tanny as our cupid. He incessantly takes Vay's name with Sam's name and surname- VSK. He always teases them and urges Vay to accept his love but she is least interested. He sometimes also tells me to date Av jokingly, as he's got no girl on his side but fine I am gonna make it alone! He in order to pull Sam's leg, gave Vay's bottle to him through Ayushi. Then he instructed him to drink water from it as drinking sipped water of each other increases love just like eating ort food does (jhhootha khana/peena). But of course Sam doesn't drink and returns it to Vay which is hyped as well. Tanny has done it for a week straight and also takes her belongings kept on desk sometimes. He also reminds Vay in the middle sometimes about her bottle by saying, "Sam must've kissed the bottle by now." One day in our SS class too ma'am switched of all the lights for showing the smartboard due to 2 periods. Sam was sitting with Tanny as Av was absent. Sam had Vay right behind, so Tanny at that moment said, "Oy Sam, it's a great atmosphere you guys should come close like this", and showed a demo when ma'am was facing the board due to which we couldn't stop laughing at all. Sam was pulling Tanny's hands for no reason when Ma'am faced us, due to which she said, "I think now Sam is completing Av's absence" because they both always have the perfect portrayal of Bromance hilariously much to our amusement. On our Science (first) exam day, Vay's bottle was empty as it leaked in her bag due to Shree, who made it fall. So I lent her some water from my bottle because she couldn't go out for refilling. Then Tanny took the bottle and again gave it to Sam to drink but I interrupted and revealed that its my water. So if he drinks then connections maybe placed in a wrong way. We laughed it off and now Av and Tanny have made a new plan to mix both of their water in both the bottles so that both of them drink each other's water! Gosh!! Such miscreants. But its actually great to sit behind them being entertained and adding our zing to the entertainment. Vay and Av's surname is same so once out of nowhere Tanny persuaded them to become sworn siblings LMAO!

On the day of our science exam, we had practicals. In those periods, we were told to draw cheek cells. RDM was sitting in front with Av and Tanny as he couldn't see from the last bench.

RDM: It's too hard for me! Will someone draw for me? (facing me and Vay)

VAY: No baby! (she uttered it by mistake, thinking about me as it's a cool catchphrase as well)

TANNY: Ayyy Sam!! Vay ditched you!!

We all teased her hilariously and even Vedi didn't leave her!

Note- They've done all this sitting on the first bench. We enjoyed all this on the second bench. 

EXAM SEATINGS?

I was in 9C on my respective seat. Akanksha, this year too, was in front and Arnav behind. Aanya came to my class as it was the break before the first period from 7-7.25 and then the first period starts when everybody has arrived. It was the day before science exam and we both we chatting as well as preparing for the exam. Suddenly Ash and Anna came to our class and whispered in Aanya's ears by saying Congratulations. I sensed something fishy! Aanya ran after them, talked a little and came back after which she told.

AANYA: Actually roll no.1 of 9B would sit with roll no. 21 of 10B. According to Ash and Anna's explorations, LaC is my partner!! Such great life!

ME: Aha! Enjoy yourself now. (He's her ex whom she dated just for an experience for few days which went disastrous)

We were talking about Diya when she came to my class as well! Miracle- Speak of the devil and she doth appear. I insisted Aanya to reveal to Diya at least. While doing, she accidently kissed her which gave me a chance to tease them again (along with Bhairavi)! The moment she revealed this, Diya screamed in excitement of seeing them seeing together. 

DIYA: Finally Akkriti, we can see our Jeej with our sista! Lesgooo (a short version of jeeja which she sometimes also call Jooj because of the youtuber)

But then it was confirmed that he is roll no. 20 and 21 is another girl! Diya's excitement got murdered but Aanya relaxed.

BONUS: Khatron Ke Khiladi

Shrey from my younger brother's class in so much in love with Pru and wants to confess. They're in 5th still, but what to say first graders in our van our dating, and we are better single! Aayush in our van from 1st grade has a crush on Rajvi but she rejected him because of another guy. So my brother always teases him by saying "Rajvi ko dhyan pe dhyan aagaya, tu toh akela reh gaya."

My brother, being inspired from Tanny from my class, interviewed Shrey about Pru and how he felt. He conveyed Shrey's feelings to Pru but she kinda ignored not willing to get into this now. In order to check his love, my brother while going home, told Shrey to jump in the puddle if he likes Pru. He literally jumped and got himself covered up in mud just to prove his feelings as per the dare. Such crazy kids around. I can surely foresee their future.

Here's how another month passed :) Hope you enjoyed reading!