Pretty Savage! My Topsy-Turvy Class #3

Hey Readers! Hope you like the series... So let me take you on a roller coaster ride for the funny moments of class!

Math Period:

We were just chit-chatting after completion of revision Q's for exams. Ma'am got into a conversation with the chaotic kid!

MA'AM: You people need to manage your time! You should practice more and ensure the re-checks. As you guys never score a full-80 due to lack of concentration and time management.

CHAOTIC KID: Ma'am do you remember the great marks I scored last time? And see my partner he also got 79.

MA'AM: I know how you got 18/20, cheating was clearly reflected on your paper!

CHAOTIC KID: No ma'am I got 20, the other one was on 18. I still remember because my father took me to McD.

MA'AM: Ah! Such a sweet and simple dad who isn't really aware of his son's nuisance! 

CHAOTIC: Yeah ma'am true! This is called, "Saint gives birth to a devil".

MA'AM: Argh! This boy..

CHAOTIC KID: You know what ma'am; my society friends created a discord group where they chatted about exams' answer wherein the topper gave the answers.

Stay Back:

I was a part of the HDFC ERGO insurance quiz. So I was preparing with my partner in the Sr. computer lab along with our mentor teacher. We both were sitting on two adjacent chairs and our teacher was just behind us. As we were preparing for the finals, we opened different websites which had interesting facts on the topic.

MY PARTNER: Dude! Did you know Taylor Swift has insured her legs under body parts insurance?

ME: Yeah, I've heard about but wasn't sure whether it's true or not.

MY PARTNER: Whatever it is, but why does she have to insure her legs?! I just can't get it. 

ME: She could've insured her voice rather. XD

MA'AM (interrupt): But beta, a tailor works is possible due to the legs so why wouldn't they insure??

MY PARTNER AND I: (Processing what ma'am said... we understood after an eternity)

Ma'am, actually we're talkin about Taylor Swift, a pop singer.

MA'AM: Ah okkk!

Recess:

My friends and I were just strolling around as usual! When we came near Water cooler (ground floor), a boy of our class (RM) referred to me.

RM: Hey Akkriti! Do you know the meaning of this term (pointing towards his booklet) Annealing

ME: (must be something I don't know) I've heard of it but don't know about it clearly like electroplating/galvanisation/vulcanisation. Sorry!

MY FRIENDS: Arey go search up on Google na! Why're wasting our time...

ME: If you get Google walking around at the time of requirement, why go home and search

The crescendo builds up LOLLL

Sanskrit:

Ashmi and I were sitting together in the open space (individual benches- in which we have lift up the table surface and sit in) Sanskrit Period. Just behind me sat Av and just leaving one bench to the left of Ashmi sat Hari (Famous as the chaotic kid)!

HARI, AV & 2 MORE: Ma'am, see V is bunking the class, loitering in the corridor near 10B. 

V: (He was actually coming towards the class but really slowly and casually) No ma'am am here.

AV: Hey come sit here! (He was in the last/3rd row but got ignored)

HARI: Arey! Mere paas aaja (come with me) (again to get ignored)

V: (Went to the first row and sat beside DG, a girl he is presumed to be dating) Smirks!

HARI: Ho Mujhe Chhod Kar Jo Tum Jaoge Bada Pachhtaoge, Bada Pachhtaoge XD

Hindi

Maitry had got 20/20 in Hindi even though she didn't expect it. She was in utter surprise! When she saw the paper, she saw a big cross in one MCQ still a full score. We three were laughing so hard. Was ma'am high while checking?! She went to the teacher (Honesty you know).

MAITRY: Ma'am you have marked this wrong.

MA'AM: Yeah it's wrong! Why have you come then, go...

MAITRY: (Kept quiet and just pointed out the 20/20 part)

MA'AM: (Facepalmed hard) Arre Sorry beta

Even the same thing happened with another friend of mine in SS when she got 1 mark for PIL full form (which is actually PUBLIC INTEREST LITIGATION) as Public Indirect Law. 

Sanskrit

A light for all of us due to sports day! We went to the open space for Sanskrit. Ashmi and I arrived really earlier than other, because they were coming quite slow. Ashmi lied to the teacher that many are absent and boys have gone for lezims drill practice, as she didn't expect them to come little later. So ma'am sent us to call some students in order to see their paper. Then few minutes later the boys arrived, and one of them was quite earlier. Here's how the convo goes...

MA'AM: Arre is this boy mad or what? (looking at an answer sheet)

WE ALL: What happened ma'am?

MA'AM: This boy told me to give him his answer sheet as he didn't get it. He was confused if it was lost. But it has a parent's sign on it.

WE ALL: (Confused and funny reactions)

THAT BOY (After being called by one boy of our class): Yes ma'am why did you call me?

MA'AM: You need your paper? (kinda sarcasm)

THAT BOY: Yes ma'am I need it.

MA'AM: If you really need it then how do you have your parent's sign on it? See this!

SOME PEOPLE: (Thinking if Alzheimer's if the cause)

THAT BOY (Prompt reply): But that's not even my parent's sign ma'am! If you need it to be proved, I can show you my diary.

WE ALL & MA'AM: (Sheer shock, oh my my)

We all were just thinking if someone blindly took his paper! But not thinking the parent to be blind, we thought that person may have signed himself/herself. O maybe got a good scolding then the parent signed without looking at the name. But then I got a glance of his paper, he had got 19! So what if a noob would've partied because of a good one! God knows this mystery. Coincidentally, the class teacher also arrived on the same floor and our teacher had a talk with her.