PRETTY SAVAGE! My Topsy-Turvy

English Period:

We were doing process writing. Ma'am gave us a fun-task of writing a process in 4-5 points.

THE MOST CHAOTIC KID: Ma'am I have one: Open your laptop and the website in which we have animes; sit in a cozy place; start your favourite anime like Demon Slayer or Naruto; enjoy it with popcorn and don't get distracted by studies.

CLASS IN SHOCK~

ANOTHER INSANE PERSON: Ma'am I have a better one- take permission from ma'am; go to the drinking area; open the cap and fill water.

MA'AM: Never use drinking area, I hope you know what it means (laughing)

PT Period:

We were playing carrom (rain struggles)...

ASHMI: Hey Akkriti, you gotta beware of the housefly, remember what our bio teacher said?!

ME: Hehe of course, houseflies are one of the most infection-causing vectors!

MAITRY: Why will we call it a housefly, after all we are at school so why not a SCHOOLFLY?!

Science Exam:

We had two sections of it, so roll no. 04, sitting behind me asks~

ROLL NO. 04: Hey, What's this Nucleus or Nucleolus (It was nucleolus and the thread like structures were chromatin)

ME: Well, I won't tell this one, I already told you Chromatin (ek mark mein lachaar ki madad). This is too easy! (FINALLY HE MARKED THE CORRECT ONE!)

ROLL NO. 04: (After collection) Actually while checking I found out that I by mistakenly wrote Cellulose instead of Nucleolus. BTW, this was the diagram of Endoplasmic Reticulum, right?

ME: (Laughing so hard) Arrey, it is nucleus, did you even study?!

Hindi Exam:

ROLL NO. 04: What is this prasatra?

ME: (I didn't hear it correctly)

ROLL NO. 04: Argh! Literature Section's first question

ME: Oh! lemme check... (An eternity later) Ah! This one is prasanna (being happy- Hindi), can't you read??! (Laughing all the way)

Math Period: (Day before Math Exam)

MA'AM: (to the most chaotic kid) What are you going to do this time?

THE MOST CHAOTIC KID: Ma'am this time I'll top! 

MA'AM: Oh really! I will check the paper just after the exam for you... If you don't top I'll throw you out.

THE MOST CHAOTIC KID: I declare- Mera vachan hee mera sashan hai (Simply, he'll abide by his words) 

Results Day: (Irony)

MA'AM: Congrats for topping from the last 

THE MOST CHAOTIC KID: It's ok ma'am, my increased which implies I topped for myself, the class doesn't matter!

Math Period:

Ma'am was quite angry due to the depression-based poetry XD and cuss words written on our tables, majorly the middle column in which I sit so she kept on scolding some of the suspects

A BOY OUT OF NOWHERE: Ma'am not only column 2 but in our column also a criminal exists! That's 'Ri'.

MA'AM: I don't believe it!

THAT BOY: Why?! (he mumbled) He's such a brat

MA'AM: He doesn't even complete his notebooks, how could he write on tables?

English Period:

Ma'am was scolding a guy for pathetic handwriting...

PERSON JUST IN FRONT OF ME: Ma'am a doctor, probably a surgeon

MA'AM: OmO don't give him such a good rank or else he's gonna kill me if I fall ill.

Sanskrit Period:

A white coloured tiny spider climbed the bench of the most chaotic persona! He was trying to be spiderman, his neighbours were quite scared as well excited at the same time to see the uniqueness in the spider! Due to the chaos in the class, ma'am killed the spider..

A DEVOTEE OF THE SPIDER: Ma'am, aapne us bichare ko zinda nahi chhoda! (You didn't leave the innocent spider alive)

ME: Laughing a lot (because I misheard it)

MY PARTNER: What's there in laughing?!

ME: Ah!! Actually I heard- Ma'am aapne use Zendaya keliye nahi chhoda! (You didn't leave the spider for Zendaya... I hope you understand)

Hindi Period:

Ma'am was teaching letter writing

MA'AM: Baccho charansparsh likho! (Write Charansparsh)

RANDOM GUY: Ma'am notebook mein haath ghusa ke pair chuye? (Should we touch our grandparents' feet by letting our hands into the paper)

Hindi Period:

We were in process of talk time about different topics. Maitry and I were done speaking, Ashmi was yet to come! Finally she went there confidently but ma'am threw some kids out of the class for not submitting the notebooks and our class teacher was in the class oppsite to ours. There were disturbances and mood swings in ma'am going on!

ASHMI: (intro) Aaj mera naam Ashmi hai! (Today my name is Ashmi)

ME AND MAITRY: Laughed but then controlled ourselves so that she doesn't laugh. We teased her a bit and asked what would your name be tomorrow?

ASHMI: Umm... How about Jeon Jungkook?

Physics/Chemistry Period:

We were discussing about explosives and chemical effects. Sir told us to write 2-3 examples of bombs.

FEW STUDENTS: Chanting the names of bombs and maybe boasting their knowledge about it!

SIR: Okay stop! Are you planning to go to Russia or help Ukraine?

Hindi Period:

We started a new chapter about Tumba tribe of Bastar. Tumba means bottleguard and it's an essential part of the tribe. It is used in many aspects, even decoration. Something struck my mind and I raised my hand before me Ashmi read the chapter. 

ME: (While reading this part, I had nearly exploded inside but controlled myself because just before me a boy got scolding due to laughing and regarding the names as funny... Essence of my name being ruined)

"ek baar ukerne ke baad, in akkritiyon ko mulayam saabun se dho liya jaata hai tatha lakdiyon par varnish athva wax se polish kar chamka liya jaata hai" (Once it's carved, the art/images i.e. Akkriti are washed with soap and then varnish and wax coatings are applied)

Same Period:

THE BOY WHO LAUGHED EARLIER: (he was given a second chance)

As you all know the chapter was about Bastar but he read it as the line below which changed the whole meaning of the sentence-

Bistar ke andhruni ilake mein aaj bhi bhojan parosne keliye tatha paani peene keliye bartanon ke sthan par iska prayog kiya jaata hai (It is still used in place of utensils for serving food and drinking water in the inner region of the bed which was originally Bastar)

SS Period:

We were being taught about elections and Universal Adult Suffrage through a presentation. There was image in which two fingers were shown in a V-like pose (just like peace sign) in which one finger had a blue mark for voting.

MA'AM: Write the definition and points given here.

RANDOM BRAT: Sure Ma'am! BoLo ZUbaAn kESarRi

FEW DEVOTEES: (Chanting in low pitch) Zubaan Kesariyaa