A Collection Of Jokes

Hi there! Hello! Namaste! How are you? Maybe we will do something fun today! Well here's a collection of hilarious jokes which had happened to me in real life! Get ready to laugh!! If you want more jokes like this, tell me in the comments!

1. Miraculous Ladybug (only for mlb fans)

As you know, in season 3, Mari and Luka get together and Adrien and Kagami get together. So, in an episode posted on Youtube, a comment said,

"Adrinette fans in season 3: Get akumatized.

Hawkmoth: Adrinette army, I'm hawkmoth."

LOLLLLL XD ps. if ur a miraculous fan, let me know!

2. BAPOTA

So in summer vacation, my elder brother had come to visit me. As usual, we began fighting on small petty things. Y'know, we never get along (still we are the closest XD) So, in the middle of the fight, I started pulling his hair. He blurted out, "Get off, BAPOTA!" I paused for a second. "wait. what is BAPOTA?" "Bad girl, Pokali, Tadka." He said. (pokali- fool, tadka- demoness) 

3. Kids

So basically, my friends and I were playing together. Suddenly, Sarah, my friend spoke up, "How many kids do you want to have?" Katy said, "I want 3!" Another said, "I want 6" Another said, "I want 10" And someone even said, "I want 20!!" Advika, who was standing beside me whispered in my ear, "What? They are kids, not chocolates."