The Perfect Husband

We, women, are on the lookout for the ideal, perfect husband,

Who despite our moods and quirks will stand us in good stead!

When we are on stilettos and want an arm for support,

Or enjoying at kitty parties, to be there to hold the fort!

He will buy us expensive presents when he gets his first pay,

And will look after the children, when we go shopping all day!

When we want to laze in bed, he will bring for us bed-tea,

Help sometimes in the kitchen, and will do the laundry.

When we blast him up, to give vent to our pent up frustration,

He will ignore it outright, as insignificant, childish explosion!

We need a husband, who is flexible, and accommodating,

We have placed the order! Is there anyone for the taking?!