WILLY WONKA'S MELTING MANSION
WILLY WONKA'S MELTING MANSION
WILLY WONKA’S MELTING
MANSION
OF CHOCOLATE
NIGHTMARES
The newly married
couple
Monsignor Eugene and
Madame Bernice
Latched on to their
straws and last minute hopes
To win the haunting
ticket jackpot
A honeymoon to Willy
Wonka’s dream
Chocolate Mansion
Made of pure beams of
chocolate chunks
And tiles of Cadbury
coffee hunks
That wafted around
their hamlet
Named Manhattan in New
York City
No one ever saw the
strange location
Of its buttering
castle mansion made of pure Chocolate
Only the crackpot
inventor
Of Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory
Mister Willy Wonka
dreaded the fact
That he remained a
bachelor without a sweetheart!
Along with his goblins
Chumcronkercrizzlestomplers
Who worked so hard day
and night
All polishing the
strange castle mansion’s rooms
Honey moon suites and
parlours
A recipe he landed
from the Indian slaves
Who worked making it
into a Taj Mahal
A chocolate recipe so
meticulously crafted
It would never melt
under the scorching sun beams
As moonshine drifted
its silver milky bauble
And replaced it with
sunrise so golden
Like a chewy yellow
taffy inside
Into its cups of hot
chocolate that stirred
Bubbling with
excitement for
Constructing, stewing
and cooling down
Giving those finishing touches
To be mixed with
truffles and chunks of
Refined German
chocolate beans
Powdered to fine
grains like its garnish
Garish haunting
carpets
As soon the newly
wedded flossed their tickets
To the owner in the
little Chocklit shop
At the corner of the
bend of the city
It was the ticket they
found inside
And held so close to
their beating hearts
Their Willy Wonka
chocolate bar named
‘SCRUMBLEPRUMPRUNES’
With the number in
bold
Written 199
They shivered from
head to foot in anticipation
Would they be lucky to
win?
The holy Jackpot
Or turn unlucky
honeymooners
Having no inkling
The strange events to
unravel
By the chocolate
mansion that
Never melted under the
glowering sun beams
Were carted off the
wedding couple
Soon to an unknown
Manhattan boundary
By the bend of the
shoreline!
The Lucky Owners of a
Holiday Chocolate Mansion
Madame Bernice packed
her huge
Panama hat, along with
suede gloves
Her beautiful red rose
bouquet
And a white dress she
would wear
Specially designed by
Monsignor Eugene
Who was a tailor to
the Tee
And loved sketching
and stitching
All his dear wifeys
Garments spruce and
natty
Whilst he packed his
two tails tuxedo
So black and shiny
His Stetson Cowboy Hat
of course
With a spray of Baby’s
Breath
The most innocent
favours
For his boutonniere
Maybe he’d get lucky
getting a Charlie baby
The one lucky boy who
got
To see just like them
Willy Wonka’s strange
Chocolate Factory
This time a ticket
rewarded them
On a Honey Moon Planet!
For real they’d see
and live
In the jackpot of
sweet dreams
Or would turn a
Nightmare Mansion
You better decide
before
You sign those papers
Before Honey Mooning
At your own risk......
Beloved Married Couples only
Well to begin with the
sun
Had turned very hot
And the clouds too
heavy
Like black soot
Of a withered old
runny jalopy
With a trail behind of
bottles that banged
Together like tin can
drums
That beat across like
thunder storms
When it turned night
And the bright sun
disappeared
It revealed the stars
that hung from the sky
Like an invaluable
necklace
The groom Eugene
slithered out of his waistcoat pockets
To deck on a bride
Bernice’s lithe and dainty neck
Out shone the milky
jug of
Creamy silvery Moon
The scenery looked as
if its way was paved with
A crown of chocolate
thorns for their heads
That I deem looked
rather like
Pins and needles for a
matrimony bed and garland
On its pin cushion to
hide
Bride and Bridegroom
within a velvety chocolate eiderdown!
A Shame! I reckon
The poor gullible
things!
Some secret hideaway
A lonely strand along
Cape Cod
Peninsula Massachusetts
Beyond the tall
chocolate gates
Was a rather huge
chocolate lock
Of a haunting
chocolate Mansion
Which Monsignor Eugene
opened
With a Block of
Chocolate Key
The gargantuan
chocolate doors
Of the strange
chocolate Mansion of course
It was simply
beautiful
Carved chocolate
paintings on the wall
Hung depicting ghosts
of Mr Chocolate
Willy Wonka’s
Ancestors
Statue busts of all
his relatives
Covered from head to
the middle
In chocolate grease
Stood strangely around
the crannies and nooks
Along the crooked
chocolate mansion
Up its spiral
chocolate stairways
To its left and right
chocolate wings perched
Even figurines of
chocolate art
The Mona Lisa, Bone
Collectors of a Graveyard
The Vineyard filled
with chocolate grapes
A basket of apples,
oranges, bananas
And cherries made only
of chocolate
A few farmers and
fishermen made also of CHOCOLAT
Holding on dearly to
chocolate nets, chocolate trowels
And chocolate spades
As if melting with
chocolate lumps
Of perspiration under
the blazing sun
Bowed to Chocolate
Queen Cleopatra of Hearts and
Chocolate King Marc
Anthony of Spades Statuettes
Maybe Parodies of
Chocolate Kingdom once
Of Chocolate Alice in
Wonderland
Or the Chocolate
Emerald City of
Glinda the Fairy Chocolate Witch
The Chocolate Wizard
of Oz
Dear Dorothy a chocolate replica carted around
A chocolate Tin Man
Knight with no heart
Chocolate Scarecrow
who lacked brains
A Chocolate Lion
without courage
And a plump chocolate
pup Toto
All chocolate Easter
eggs in one chocolate basket
Like in Wizard of Oz!
Decorated the
chocolate lounge and its relaxing ambience
Chocolate Clowns like
a Pack of Chocolate Cards
Stood shuffled in the
harrowing Castle
Ghosts of Chocolate
Cake!
That chocolate Aladdin
and Princess Jasmine
Eyeballed from their
chocolate carpet so high
Held by the chocolate
Magic Genie
The Chocolate Mister
Blue Beard and Chocolate Statue Brides
All frightening and
lovable characters
Out of a chocolate
fairy story
Into the chocolate
mansion of chocolate nightmares
Tucked within Willy
Wonka’s ingenious creations!
There was also a
chocolate house
With the chocolate
witch, Hansel and Gretel
Made of chocolate
chips
Even few chocolate
horses, cows, rabbits
Ducks, cats and dogs
Of old Mac Donald’s
Chocolate farm
Strayed the missing
blanks
Of the chocolate
terraces and chocolate gardens
A chocolate Incy Wincy
spider who climbed up the wall
And a chocolate Miss
Muffet who sat eating
Chocolate curd and
whey
Chocolate chandeliers
hung so low and ‘loft
It's chocolate ceilings
A chocolate fountain
in the chocolate lawns
Spouting with hot and
cold chocolate milk shakes
Few chocolate insects
and a chocolate aeroplane
They couldn’t but help
to taste them all
Truly deliciously
divine
Even chocolate trees
grew money
Full of chocolate
dollars and dimes
As one of the
showpiece eye catchers
The chocolate Kitchens
too couldn’t be missed
With strange chocolate
kettles and saucepans
Chocolate porcelains,
knives, spoons and forks
Decorated a Chocolat
Mr Whatzhisname
And Mr Saucepan Man
Of a Faraway Chocolate
Tree house Mansion
Of course!
Soon the newly wedded
couple
Would enter into their
Honey Moon Suite 199
The same winning
Jackpot
And spend the rest of
their hours
Wishing they’d never
ever have a honey moon
Again like a return
trip from a planet filled
With chocolate
Martians
For all the strange
butlers, buttons
Livery, guards and
cooks looked like
Chocolate Martians
E.T’s from space
Even everything cooked
and served
Was only chocolate
Good grace
They never heard of
Divorce or deceit
Till they regretted
holidaying
The strange foreboding
Castle
Of chocolate
Nightmares
Why it turned to a
nightmare
Was because her dress
So virgin white had
turned
To white chocolate
Even her red rose
bouquet
To Ruby Belgian
chocolate
In a trice!
She wondered how
Was it because
everything here was chocolate
Including they would
soon turn
Also chocolate people
With funny chocolate
faces
Monsignor Eugene as
his suit slowly
Bit the chocolate dust
Even his innocent Baby
Breath favours
Turned to chocolate
confectionary white
And out he emerged a
strange chocolate Groom
Said he now to his
chocolate bride Madame Bernice
Also turning to a
chocolate
From head to toe
In her chocolate
wedding gown
Whilst he in bitter
black tuxedo two tails
Sighed and grimaced
“We thought ‘would be
Till Death Do us Part
Rather till us Melt do
we depart!”
Soon the pitch black
sky
Thundered from above
And rain pattered like
A cup of hot boiling
chocolate
Over the haunted
Mansion
Of Willy Wonka’s
chocolate Jackpot
“How could we turn to
chocolate people”
Hollered the two to themselves
Regretting their
Honeymooning decision
To the strange
Chocolate Nightmare Mansion
“We hadn’t even had
proper sleep
Because we are fully
chocolate
We can’t kiss neither
hug
Such a strange parody
be us!
Surely we’d bite and
get things messy
This was what we
didn’t read
I guess because the
print was too tiny”
And they looked right
at the bottom
Of the chocolate
certificate
It read in teeny tiny
letters
For only those who
have a Heart of Chocolate
So indeed my pretty
folks
That haunted Chocolate
Destiny oath
Steered their lovely honey moon boat
And the helm
manoeuvred by Willy Wonka
Of course!
Be sure when you get
married
To read the tiny print
Lest you have no heart
at all
And turn into his
chocolate play things
“This was our
experience at the ghastly
Chocolate mansion
I am sure if you reach
here one day
Be sure never to order
Chocolate
Mannequins for your
chocolate wedding cakes!
Not particularly
partial or prejudiced opinion
Just rather
traditional Monsignor Eugene
And Madame Bernice
commented
To their ogling
spectators
Who grinned coyly a
chocolate smile ear to ear
As if a chocolate
Beauty Madame Bernice
At her chocolate beast
of a spouse Monsignor Eugene
“We wouldn’t call Mr
Willy Wonka crazy
If we were you
That would be the pot
calling the kettle black”
For they were just at
fault
As the crackpot
inventor
Stirring his ladle in
a hot chocolate Crockpot
The Jackpot winners of
the Mansion
Of chocolate
nightmares
As they stood the
three tiers
Of the wedding humbug
chocolate cake!
You
see Willy Wonka the inventor
Was
made of chocolate too!
Now
would the maids in waiting
Flower
girls and the long forgotten Best Man
Who
once spruced up their wedding
Be
the next to win the Jackpot
Of
the crackpot genius Mister Willy Wonka
“Not
until they turned up
With
their beloved spouses
Those
are the rules of my chocolate games
Rest
written underneath in fine print
When
you scribble your signatures
At
the marriage nuptial Jackpot’s
Opening
ceremony
To
have and taste a bit of my chocolate mansion
Of
chocolate nightmares!”
He
remarked and grinned a chocolate smile
Ear
to ear as if he won
A
Brand New Wrapper of a Chocolate Race!
‘SCRUMBLEPRUMPRUNES’