Just For Fun

If you want to test me

I will puff up my chest

And prove that I am the best

If you want to cheat me

I will pull off an incredible feat

By offering you a beating treat

If you want to hate me

I will kick you out of my mind gate

And give you a go-home slate

If you want to move in with me

I will let you prove,

You can still improve

If you want to envy me

I will make you nervy

By being an arrogance savvy

If you want to bless me

I will prove that you are no less

By making you my boss

If you want to control me

I will fill your mind with poisonous petrol

And make you an asset for trolls

If you want to kill me

I will take you to a hill

And give you a treatment of shrill

If you want to like me

I will increase your hike

So you can feel your endorphins spike

If you want to make a pun

I will pull out my intellect gun

And fire you to prove that this poem is just for fun