I'm the husband of a teacher

Oh, I'm the husband of a teacher, you see, 

Living a life filled with laughter and glee. 

In a world of students, textbooks, and chalk,

 I find humor in every lesson they talk about.

Early mornings, my dear wife sets off, T

o a classroom filled with giggles and scoff. 

Her mission, to educate young minds, 

While I navigate the comedic binds.

The never-ending stories she shares with me, 

Of mischievous children, a funny decree. 

From lost homework to creative excuses, 

Every day is an adventure that amuses me.

She talks about the kid who wore shoes on his hands, 

Thinking he'd blend in with the marching bands.

 Or the time when a sneeze made her wig fly, 

Leaving the classroom in fits of laughter, oh my!

The hilarious moments keep pouring in, 

Like the spelling bee champ who can't spell "spin."

 And the spontaneous dances during lunch breaks,

 Where even the teachers bust moves for goodness' sake!

Parents' meetings turn into comic relief, 

As I watch their antics with a sense of mischief.

From exaggerated tales of homework demise, 

To PTA meetings with jokes in disguise.

But amidst the laughter, there's work to be done, 

Assignments to grade, and lessons to run. 

Late nights filled with scissors and glue, 

Crafting projects with love, it's true.

So, here's to the husband of a teacher, 

Who embraces the chaos and the laughter feature. 

For in this world of education's delight, 

Comedy reigns supreme, both day and night.