I Am The Wife Of A Policeman

In a world of law and order, strong and steady,

 I'm the wife of a policeman, always ready. 

With a heart full of laughter and mischief, I roam, 

Spreading joy and humor in our cozy home.

Each day, my husband dons his uniform so neat, 

Protecting the streets, fighting crime on his beat.

 But behind the scenes, I weave my comedic tale, 

Adding a touch of humor to keep spirits hale.

From the moment he leaves, with a quick salute, 

I cook up pranks, both silly and astute.

 A whoopee cushion on his office chair, 

Or fake spiders crawling through his hair.

With a twinkle in my eye and a playful grin,

 I'm the wife of a policeman, full of comic sin. 

I hide toy handcuffs in his morning coffee, 

And watch as he jumps, bewildered, and scoffs me.

At dinner, I serve him "crime scene" meatballs,

 And watch as he chuckles and giggles in the halls.

 We reenact his day, with exaggerated flair, 

I mimic the suspects, while he plays the cop so fair.

We laugh about the quirky calls he's received, 

From lost cats in trees to misplaced car keys.

 The tales of chasing chickens on a busy street,

 Or accidentally handcuffing his own two feet.

Together, we spin stories, absurd and absurd,

Finding humor in situations often blurred. 

The wife of a policeman, a comedic partner in crime, 

Creating laughter, a bond that stands the test of time.

When his colleagues gather, I join with delight, 

Sharing tales and jokes, keeping spirits light.

 From the rookie to the seasoned detective's cheer, 

I bring smiles and laughter, year after year.

For in this world of badges, sirens, and strife, 

I'm the wife of a policeman, adding laughter to life.

 With pranks and humor, my love I bestow,

 Brightening each day, wherever we may go.

So here's to the wife of a policeman, funny and bright, 

Spreading laughter and joy, both day and night.

 In a world of heroes, we share a laughter-filled dome,

 For laughter is the best support, the finest kind of home.