Ride The Pony

They always said he was his father's son!

But let's face it, so is everyone! 

Well, unless you're Female or Gay, 

Or maybe you're some other way?

He wasn't hurting anyone!

Well, I suppose that's true!

Unless he forgot to use lube,

He usually keeps it in a tube!

Somewhere handy near the bed!

Not out of reach, his Lover-boy said!

Take it easy, the night is young!

Dry riding into the burning Sun!

He wasn't hurting anyone!

Only his Lovers red raw bum!

Once he gets up on the saddle!

It's fun, fun, fun and fun some more!

The Lover was ravaged and left breathless

Drifting off to sleep, but he was restless!

So he primed himself once again,

But remembered the lube this time!

Entertaining the passageway, 

He felt the substance pour!

All over his Masterpiece!

But that only made him drill more!

The Lover was Fucked for sure!

What a Night of unbridled passion,

I heard the lover's out of action,

Something about an Arsehole infraction!

They did say he was his Daddy's, Wee Lad!

But there was nothing Small about his Lad!

The Lover just took it very hard!

And without Lube, it's got to hurt bad!

If times get tough!

The Rough gets hard!

When you give an Inch,

They take a Yard!

Until Your Backdoor reeks,

And You're taken off guard?