Sunday with Sam

Sam was returning home after playing football with his friends Andy and Jake. He knocked on the door and his brother opened it. He left his shoes at the door, tossed his socks on the shoe-rack, left his football on the doormat, Hung his cap on the umbrella stand instead of the hat stand, threw his jacket in the laundry basket and kept his goalie gloves under the TV set. He washed his hands with shampoo instead of soap and wore his slippers the wrong way and grabbed his dinner. Dragged his feet to the table, sitting on his dog's chew toy. Said the prayer and stealthily dumped his beans in his dog's food bowl. Ate the rest of dinner and drank some water spilling most of it on his clothes. Jumped on his bed, landed headfirst on his big fat school books and got a bump on his head. Slept and woke up at 4 am to drink water.

Tripped on his action figures and fell on the skateboard which rolled on towards his sunglasses stand and knocked it over. It fell on him. Got up and stepped on his Hotwheels and slipped. Landed on his butt on his Lego pieces and said "Ow" quite loud. Woke up his dog who jumped on him and growled on him. Tore his shirt with his nails to realize it was his owner. Trotted away leaving Sam in pain. Sam stood up and lied down on his bed thinking it would be better to stay in bed. Woke up at 6 and brushed his teeth with his Dad's shaving cream. Washed his mouth till he couldn't smell it. Brushed his teeth again with expired toothpaste. Walked out and saw the calendar of last month and grumbled thinking it was Monday. Eventually found out it was Sunday and decided to plan out a fun day. Planned it by 7 and decided to cook his own breakfast. After 30 minutes, decided to cook an omelette. Went pretty good in the start but ruined it by tossing it out of the pan into the trash bin. Broke his piggy bank by throwing it out of the window and found about 10 dollars. Bought food at a local snack store and sat on a bench which was still wet with paint. Ran home, slipped on a banana peel and fell on a blunt pin. Ran home faster. Put an ice pack on the pinch and changed paint stained clothes. Left for the Arcade Centre. As the first one, got a chance at Whack-the-Mole.

Got crazy as he couldn't hit a single mole and started hammering the machine until two elder kids calmed him down. Spent all his money trying to get to the next level in Dinosaur Jump Game. He then left for Fun City. On the way saw a young kid who was not looking where he was walking and bumped into a "No Parking" pole. Laughed and told the boy "You better look where you are going". While saying this bumped on a "Silent Zone" pole. Reached Fun City to find a long queue. Not a long queue but there were eight people between him and the ticket counter. He saw a pocket camera popping out of a girl’s pocket ahead of him. He slowly took it out and placed it next to his feet and said "Human! You dropped your camera” and quietly slid past her when she was picking it. One down Seven to go....After he reached the counter he took the entrance card and entered. He said "I am gonna do the Ferris Wheel, Roller Coaster, Shoot the Duck, Prize Picker and Bumper Cars”. "But first Eating Competition". He entered the burger eating competition and was soon stuffed with 18 burgers. Too bad he was beaten by two burgers. He then went to the Roller Coaster. Finished the ride happily except puking 9 burgers out. Then he went to the Ferris Wheel but not before changing the setting to "Super Fast ''. It was a nice ride for him except for being banned from the ride forever.

In Bumper Cars he got bumped all over till he had a headache. Prize Picker went pretty bad. Used his slim hands to pick One Plus 9 right out the box. Too bad the host was behind him. In shoot the duck shot all ducks down except one. The last dart was a straight headshot to the host. Ended up with a black eye. Exited fun city promising not to play Shoot the duck again. Next up went to the movies for “IT: Chapter Two”. Well got scared and threw the popcorn box overhead screaming. The popcorn went all over the people behind and…..got kicked out. Went to the beach. Built a sand castle and went to buy ten scoop ice cream. Tofu….No that is a terrible flavour. Butterbatch..I mean Buttersack….actually yeah. Butterscotch! Chocolate and Vanilla. Oreo...no! Mango. Um, strawberry. That new one…..Cookies and Cream. Chocolate Chip instead Mango. No...Add mango too. And some fancy Neapolitics…..Neapolitan. Cashew….I mean Pistachio.

And buttered pecan. Whew! Just as he was gonna eat it, tripped. Lost his ten scoops of ice cream! Ran back to sand castle. On the way to the sand castle, saw another sand castle and destroyed it. But realized it was the one he built. Went to Marlin’s Marvellous Momo’s for lunch. Gobbled up 20 momos. Decided to try 10 more with spicy sauce. Few minutes later saw him drinking three litres of water. You may have guessed why. Decided to go to a wildlife sanctuary with his mobile for photography. It wasn’t long he was in a jeep crossing a wildlife sanctuary. Took photos of Rhinos and suddenly fell off the jeep. A furious rhino looked at him. Started running away from it. Rhino started chasing him. Jumped into the jeep at full speed. Tried to break speed but continued to run and jumped off the jeep. Turned around and finally ran back to the jeep. Too bad the Jeep got tossed over by Rhino. Keepers shot the rhino unconscious and rode Sam back after bushing the jeep back on ground. Ran home remembering he had to take his dog for a walk and to the park. Spent 15 minutes to put Reggie (HIS DOG) on lease. Walked out the door. The moment he walked out the door Reggie started running, pulling Sam with him. (Reggie is that strong because he is a Husky part Mastiff also because he eats Sam’s veggies). Sam tried to stop Reggie but no suddenly the dog stopped. Whew! Sm had had enough he had been dragged through three puddles and bashed across seven trash cans. He took Reggie to the park. One hour later at 3:15 exited the park with a couple of bruises.

Left for the skateboarding rink after 15 minutes. Was skateboarding happily until he bumped into an older kid and his gang. They started chasing him around the rink. He showed off some cool skills and finally exited the rink. The older kids were still behind him. He crossed the road by jumping over a car. The older kids caused an accident but no one was injured. He laughed at the older kids. Suddenly he bumped and fell into a large trash can. He could hear the older kids laughing in his brain. He then slept for one hour just because his planning said rest. He woke up at 5:30 and saw what was next in his plan. He went to the kitchen, cooked up some pancakes, cleaned the sofa, switched off unnecessary lights and…..sat on the sofa for TV. He finished his TV by 7 and got a call from mom saying she would be coming home late. Yoohoo said Sam. Watched more TV, ate more pancakes and fell asleep. One hour after he fell asleep he suddenly opened his eyes.......He had forgotten one activity from his plan!