Sickening Saturday: The day everything went wrong

Jim woke up by rolling off the bed and hitting the floor. He brushed his teeth with his dad’s shaving cream and spat it out in disgust. Then he brushed his teeth with expired toothpaste. He hadn’t quite woken up and bumped into the walls two-three times. Went down for some breakfast but slipped on the staircase and hurt himself. He grabbed his milk box and poured milk in a bowl. As a sweet lover put sugar in the milk not realizing he was putting salt. He put some cereal on and started to watch the Saturday morning comedy serial. He spat out the salted cereal in disgust and went to the bathroom. Then a few seconds later started yelling at anything in sight saying the water has run out and there is no Toilet Paper. Went for a morning cycle and fell asleep on the cycle. The cycle rolled out of the cycle path and bumped on a stone. Jim fell into a puddle asleep. Got up and got hit by a football coming out of nowhere. He jumped back on to the cycle and rode home. When he reached home he realized that he had not brought the key with him and his Mom or Dad weren’t home. He went over to his friend's house and found out his family was not home. He went to the park and realized that his friend was home because he had checked on the wrong house. Walked back in irritation and got splashed by a coming car. Reached his friends house and rang the doorbell and waited for sometime then rang it again and no reply. Jim suddenly remembered that his friend had told him his doorbell was not working. He knocked on the door loudly which was opened by his friend’s Mom. She let him into his friend’s room. I am sorry to be mentioning it late but his friend’s name was Nikolaj not nee-ko-laaj but nee-ko-ly. He saw someone lying on the bed and thought it was Nikolaj and jumped on him. Ow! It wasn’t Nikolaj but a prop made out of toys and hard fat books. Laughing came out Nikolaj from behind the curtains saying “Tricked you, give me high five wanna prank more people?”. As Jim was coming to give Nikolaj a high five he stepped on his Knuckle bones and hurt himself. “What! I ain’t moving from here until you promise on your Nintendo there aren’t anymore of your silly pranks”. That’s what Nikolaj said and Jim happily walked out the door when a bucket full of water fell on his head. “You!” shouted Jim. “Give me your Nintendo”. “Nuhuh” said Nikolaj “This wasn’t silly!”. “Aargh!” screamed Jim “This Saturday is sickening.” “This is not what is supposed to happen”. “I am sending a complaint to my writer!”.