SEX

Everything in the world is about sex except sex,

Sex is about power,

Physics is like sex: sure,

It may give some practical results,

But that's not why we do it.

We are all born sexual creatures, thank God,

but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift,

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about,

Those sweet lips,

My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long,

Good things come to those who wait.

And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can,

It's good for you,

Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive,

I will tell you their entire philosophy of life,

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time,

And causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex,

I swear to you,

I won't stop until your legs are shaking,

And the neighbors know my name,

Sex is an emotion in motion,

I don’t have a dirty mind,

I have a sexy imagination.

Sex is like money,

Only too much is enough,

Sex pretty much cures everything,

Sex is perfectly natural,

It's something that's pleasurable,

It's enjoyable and it enhances a relationship,

So why don't we learn as much as we can about it,

and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?

I need you and I want you. But naked, In my bed, Right now,

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep,

You, me, bed, now.

Sex is always about emotions,

Good sex is about free emotions,

Bad sex is about blocked emotions,

I had a feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality,

So different from a man's and for which man's language was so inadequate,

The language of sex had yet to be invented,

The language of the senses was yet to be explored.

Sex is as important as eating or drinking,

and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with,

as little restraint or false modesty as the other,

Some things are better than sex and

Some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push,

Except in the case of the genitals and the tongue,

I want to do bad things to you,

I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours,

You can stay, but your clothes must go,

Excuse me for being too forward,

but your lips make me wonder,

What the rest of you would taste like.

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom,

The naughtier it will get inside the bedroom,

Sick and perverted always appeals to me,

Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex,

Go ahead, Touch it.

It's been a long day,

I need one of those hugs that turn into sex,

When the sex is so good that you're sore for days,

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty,

I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit,

I just want some sex so nasty that,

There will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.

When it's so good you're shaking,

I have sex with you a lot in my head,

I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it,

Others have sex in the kitchen,

I eat in bed,

The best things in life make you sweaty,

I just want you to be happy. And naked.

The key to a great marriage — keep the fights clean and the sex dirty,

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock,

If I'm late start without me,

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind,

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

I'll make sure you're having a good time,

and that you're okay with everything,

I just won't be well mannered about it,

Respect me, adore me, dominate me,

Be naked when I get home.

Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth,

Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?

Kiss me a lot,

Touch me all over,

And lick me in my special spot,

I want to taste me on your fingers.

I'm a lover, not a fighter,

Unless you like it rough,

I licked it so it's mine,

A gentleman holds my hand,

A man pulls my hair,

A soulmate will do both,

Spank me,

It's the only way I learn.

If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust,

Then the dirtier it is,

The more pleasurable it is bound to be,

If you kiss my neck,

I’m not responsible for what happens next.

It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure,

The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform,

Of all sexual aberrations,

Chastity is the strangest,

It's just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.

Being spanked is the ultimate obedience, the final pleasure,

It is life on the highwire,

I want to touch the parts of you no one else has touched,

I want to own the piece of you that has yet to be discovered,

So stop resisting,

Let it go,

Let it happen.

He snaked an arm around her waist,

And pulled her into him with an unyielding strength,

She’d been unmistakably seized,

Save water, Shower together,

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Ten men waiting for me at the door?

Send one of them home,

I am tired,

I like sex for breakfast, kid,

I eat early and often.

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today,

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor,

Good sex is like good bridge, If you don't have a good partner,

You would better have a good hand,

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Morning sex...Proven to be more effective than coffee,

Sex is like air,

It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any,

I promise to always be by your side,

Or under you, Or on top,

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.

I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor,

Until I was with you and I realized: you don't ever realize you're on the floor,

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people,

She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds,

Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.

Tease me until I’m begging for it,

When sex involves all the senses intensely,

It can be like a mystical experience,

This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound,

As if to find the key to everything before morning.

Take her like it's the first time and the last time every single time,

My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can,

She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed,

Our tongues playing together,

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me,

Her hair in my mouth,

I count that something of a miracle.

The only sea I saw was the seesaw sea With you riding on it,

Lie down, lie easy,

Let me shipwreck in your thighs,

You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees,

Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay,

So sweet and delicious do I become,

When I am in bed with a man who,

I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure,

I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love,

However tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still,

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.