Oh Shit!

The result of the examination had come; I got a hundred percent marks. I was called by my school, where till yesterday no one bothered for me and today everyone wanted to hear me. All the teachers of the school suddenly came to know about me. And, of course, I got surprised when the headmaster, who never came out of his office, came and asked me to say something to the children.

I was terrified as much as I was filled with pride. More than a thousand children were standing in the queue. Their attention was towards me. I went ahead and no sooner I held the mike in my hand the whole atmosphere was filled by clapping and cheering. There was jubilation all around. There was a strange excitement in the eyes of the children to listen to me. As a formality, to listen to me, the teachers were standing but they were also happy.

Overcoming the fear of my speech, I gave a lengthy speech. The children used to clap in between. I stopped then. Although I could not make out for what they were applauding. Probably because most of my spoken sentences were not mine, but borrowed from elsewhere and normally used on such occasions.

It was a wonderful and unbelievable moment for me. For the last ten years I was studying here, but I saw so much respect for me only today. Everyone was proud. Even the whole atmosphere was joyful.

After the grand farewell festival at the school, I was dropped at my house by the headmaster's BMW car. Friends and relatives of Papa and Mummy were making a beeline at our house. My phone was continuously ringing. I received calls after calls. Aha, how pleasant was the moment! The friends and relatives of Papa and Mummy were eager to bless me by keeping their hands on my head. They were foretelling my future saying that the boy will do this and do that.

About fifty girls on Facebook had accepted my friend’s request and many more requests started coming to me. I do not follow Twitter, and so I do not know what was happening there. But well, even on Google, I was being searched. Though my profile was not there on Wikipedia till now people would access to my Facebook profile via Google. There were so many requests in the last two days that I had to change my profile page. In a matter of seconds, there were a thousand likes. I could share my experience, whatever I had, but shared more of others.

It was only now when I had fun in life. The society started giving respect. Chintu, Neha, Golu, Bhola and many other children started coming to me for tuition. Mother often sent them back only after giving them something to eat. Both Mummy and Papa spent more time worshiping the Lord. The small temple situated on one side of the room, in which almost all Gods were adjusted, they blew conch shell in front of them.

From many reputed institutes offers for free classes started coming. I became very confused. Well, I joined one institute on condition that I would not be pressured to come to the class. Further many private companies were also offering jobs. Anyway, I had become a star so it was foolish to be engaged in a worthless study. Now money was required for family and friends, so I thought it worthwhile to get hold of a job.

Then, after two months of training, I started working in a Call Center. Working in the Call Center was initially exciting because of its novelty but in a matter of a few days, it looked boring. And before I could leave the Call Center, Kamini's call came in my life. She was as beautiful as her name. In a short time, our relationship achieved a milestone. And about six months later, both of us got married with the consent of our parents. Kamini wanted us to go to Paris for a honeymoon. 

I have never asked,” Why?”Actually, I had not the habit of asking from my school days. Papa booked our tickets.

This was our first night in Paris. It was a mix of East-West. Perfectly beautiful. I switched off the lights. I moved towards her slowly. Closer …and a little closer. Now only we two were there with our breath between us. I had my lips on hers.....

Oh, SHIT !!!

Then what happened. I felt a tremendous amount of water all over my body. Wiping my eyes I saw my mother. She went on telling with a bucket in her hand“ Will anyone sleep for so long? Go to the temple early. Come after the darshan of the Lord. Your result is expected today!”

 

ओह, सिट

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Comedy

Aaryan Chandra Prakash