Machine Learning

Imagine machines expressing their feelings,!!How funny and interesting it would be to imagine you too can feel what I am experiencing now. This idea of machines expressing their feelings came to my mind after I witnessed young brats banging the door of a vending machine after they took out an item from the machine. Now let us see what the machine feels like after undergoing this brattish treatment.  Vending machine talks...  Hi, kids for the past few days you have been banging on my doors. Dont you know it is so loud on me?  You are utterly rude. I heard you murmur about my Shape and Size(sic!!) because I could not store your favorite chocolate cookies in my tummy (slot of the vending machine)  In fact you need to thank me because of those cookies your tummy is getting bulkier and you may look obese. Imagine what impression people will have about you. For the past few days, you have been ignoring me and going to the other machine on the top floor because she is younger ( new machine).   Have you decided that I am not worth your time anymore? Even your friends have stopped visiting me. Imagine how lonely I have been feeling. Dont you realize machines too have feelings?? After all, you have a connection with me and vice versa that cannot be the same with others.   Buddy this is a long-time relationship that cannot be broken for cookie's sake right?? Nor let us talk like civilized people. Sort it out those cookies might have. meant a lot for you brats. I promise that I will store a lot of them in my tummy (slot of the vending machine). I give a damn to my figure, it is not more important than the beautiful smiling young faces that lit up looking at the pack of chocolate cookies yummy. Welcome kids come back I am eager to host a toast to you all.yeah.