Vamana Ahuja

Comedy Drama Children

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Vamana Ahuja

Comedy Drama Children

I've Got A Date With A Vampire!

I've Got A Date With A Vampire!

5 mins
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"I'm so excited I could pop," Avery said, running around her room. "Well, then go ahead and pop," Lindsay, her best friend said. "What happened?" "I got myself a date! With Dean." Avery was struggling to control her excitement at this point. "Ok, that's a good reason to pop," Lindsay said, and the two of them danced around the room.

Dean was the most popular guy in school, known for his vampire-like looks and style. He was tall, thin, and obsessed with black. He had an allergy to garlic and pumpkin spice. But perhaps, his creepiest features were his pale complexion and his fang-like teeth.

"There's one tiny problem, though. The date is in an hour." "Ok. You better hurry up. Go wash your hair while I get your outfit ready. Then we'll do your make-up." "Relax Lin. I can do this." "Fine, then I won't tell you that Stan licked your hair." Stan, Avery's dog, was licking Avery's head, wagging his tail madly. "Yuck," Avery screamed. "Sit, Stan! Now, stay." "Hurry up Ave, you'll be late." With these words, Lindsay began to lay out Avery's outfit

"Wow, someone looks good," Lindsay said, 45 minutes later. "You'll kill this date. And we have 15 minutes to spare." "Um, Lin, we have 15 minutes to clean the house. He is coming here to watch a movie." "Avery, your sense of timing is perfect. Stan just had an accident on the living room rug." Lindsay was starting to get irritated. "Oh, come on. Just help me clean up. I'll give you my allowance," Avery bribed. "It's okay. You don't have to pay me anything. It's just the living room and your room, right?" "Yes. And let's just pretend the rug doesn't exist and get rid of it for the time being."

After 15 minutes, the house was a little better than before. "Well the house is clean, and we still have on minute left. Yay, us," Avery cheered. Just then the doorbell rang. Stan began to bark. "You take Stan to my room. I'll go get the door." Now it was Avery's turn to take control.


Avery opened the door. "Hi, Dean." "Hi, Avery. Nice house," Dean commented. Just then, Stan came zooming down the steps. He growled at Dean. Lindsay came running behind him, struggling to grab his leash. "Um Avery, I didn't Know that Lindsay was gonna be here." "Oh don't worry. She's only here to watch Stan," Avery said motioning for Lindsay to leave the room.

"So, what movie are we watching," Dean asked. "I don't know, maybe 'Vampires Suck'?" Dean looked visibly insulted. "Those movies are full of vampire stereotypes. Like, we don't die during the day. We can survive, but we need a lot of sunscreens. Or that you can use garlic to harm a vampire. You need pumpkin spice with red pa...” "Hold on a second," Avery intervened. "Who's 'we'?" Dean laughed "Oh Avery. Don't you get it? I'm a vampire. And I'm hungry!" He bared his long, blood-dripping fangs, and growled. Avery screamed.

 As soon as he heard the scream, Stan immediately jumped off his bed right next to the stairs and ran to the rescue. He jumped onto Dean and bit him. Dean began to cackle. "Perfect! Now Stan is a vampire dog."

In the midst of all this anarchy, Lindsay came running down the steps. "What happened," she asked, then took one look at Dean the Dracula and understood. "Lindsay, what do we do," Avery whimpered. “I’m not an encyclopedia on vampires! Get garlic or something." Avery's eyes lit up. "Lin, you're a genius! Now just distract that big ugly bat thing, while I get what we need." “W-H-A-T? Why me," Lindsay shouted. Stan snapping at her heels brought her to attention. "Hey you big ugly bat thing," she taunted Dean. "Come and get me." "With pleasure," he snarled back.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Avery had found the pumpkin spice. She filled a pumpkin-shaped container with it, to emphasize the spice and scent, and was about to leave the kitchen when she remembered Dean's words. "Pumpkin spice with red pa...” he was saying when Avery cut him off. But what? Red pepper, red cabbage, red chili, red paprika, red what? On a sudden, rather instinctive thought, she emptied her container and added a different liquid to it.


In the living room, Lindsay was wild throwing things at Dean. Crash! There went the vase. And Stan's food bowl. And the family photo.

"Hey Dean,” Avery drew attention towards herself. "Ever tasted juice served from a freshly spiced pumpkin? Well, try it out now." With this, she tossed the pumpkin at him. He laughed. "Do you think pumpkin spice actually harms vampires? Look, I can drink it without dying," he mocked her and opened the pumpkin. What happened next could only be described as heroic. When he opened the pumpkin, there was no pumpkin of juice. It was oozing with garlic juice. "I figured you lied. Here, let's talk it out with some refreshing garlic juice." Saying so, Avery poured the entire content of the pumpkin down his throat. "Oh no," Dean screamed and crumpled to dust. Instantly, Stan changed back into his normal self and began to run around the house, sniffing all the broken objects. Lindsay and Avery fell on the couch, laughing. "I guess I really did 'kill' this date," Avery joked. Suddenly, Lindsay began to act like a dog, sniffing stuff like Stan. "Lindsay, what's gotten into you?" "Oh nothing, except that I'm a werewolf," Lindsay growled, and the chase was on!


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