Me, my wife and that snake !

Well, my wife left home when I was twenty-seven,

and she didn't leave much to Rosy and me,

one greyish guitar, a bottle of wine and a note

the note said: I hate you both

Rosy drank all the wine,

I sold the guitar to a friend online

the note by mistake slipped in sink

and our faces flushed in pink

Now I don't blame her, 

because she loved someone else

but the meanest thing she ever did was

she hid a tiny snake under my bed

Rosy found and ate him alive

and my dear fluffy cat went offline

I roamed from town to town,

and I finally found her in the bar

my blood ran cold, and I said, 

"How dare you kill my cat!".

Well, I hit her right between the eyes 

she went down but to my surprise 

she came up with a knife

and cut off a piece of my ear. 

"I didn't killed your cat," she frowned and said,

"I saved myself from your snake, you bloddy ass!".

I realised my mistake and came back to my place

I woke up next day with a hiss

and found another snake licking my injured ear

I gave him milk and cuddled him

and found a friend better than my wife.