Gym gains and CSAT pains... a friendship ode

From spreadsheets to sweat sessions, we've come a long way,
Colleague to bestie, Undertaker, every single day!
We've bridged the gap, Kolkata to Hyderabad style,
A Bong girl and a Gujju boy, making funny memories that makes us smile.

You're the gym rat, I'm the coffee queen,
Together we're unstoppable, like a dynamic yet chaotic team!
We've laughed, we've argued head on, still we've made up with flair,
Your short temper's a joke, but I'm the one who'll always show I care.

Three weeks of silence? Nah, that's not our vibe,
Happy Friendship Day, Undertaker, let's get this party alive!
Let's mix our differences in a biryani pot, add some zest,
And serve up a friendship that's the best!

You're my partner in crime, my go-to guy, my cool friend,
But let's talk about CSAT tasks, and who's the real boss in the end!
Every Friday, I'm on the grind, doing your tasks with a frown,
While you're busy flexing, and showing off your gym gains in town!

I guess owning the task doesn't mean owning the chore,
Undertaker, maybe it's time to share the load some more?
Or maybe you're just allergic to work, and that's why you're always late,
And I'm the one who's always on time, with a CSAT report that turns out great!

You're the king of delegating tasks, and I'm the queen of doing it all,
Let's grab a cheesy burger from Burger Factory, and have a ball!
And don't even get me started on your dancing skills,
It's like you're having a seizure, and I'm just trying to fulfill!

Happy Friendship Day, Undertaker, here's to our bond,
Strong, crazy, and lit, our friendship will never go wrong!
And don't worry, I won't roast you too much, just a little bit,
Because that's what friends are for, and I'm just getting started, hit!"