Funny resolutions of the new year

Christmas doesn't come solo,          It brings along with a new year too,     A new year invites new resolutions so, The resolutions may be funny, old or new.                                                                   This year I can use bitter neem sticks,  or abrasive powders for brushing teeth, Tooth powder may be made of eggshell or bricks,                             I want to become a hedonist in breathe.                                   Who pursues worldly life's pleasures,    I am typically fond of eating sweets,     I wish to taste different desserts better, Like the ancient Roman king's stories.                                     Who made vomitorium in the palatine, And wanted to make empty in the stomach,                             I can use hands for eating meals on anytime,                         Meals like the fried a goat's tongue or duck.                                                                      I want to play the old game dice,   Which is the game of luck and tradition, Try to drink the barbaric beer with ice, And sleep in the nest of straw in position.                                                                 To attract and treat everyone equal,      I can wear brown mask for all the days,   If there's any revolution of good will,     I shall follow it for your satisfactory ways.