Days of Procrastination

Denzil Vonlintzgy

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Denzil Vonlintzgy

Comedy

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English Poem : #9665 English Poem Comedy : #474

humour limerick lol

Stinky socks, torn pants and coir for hair,

Same old perforated, cheep underwear.

The cozy soft couch,

With poochy tummy pouch.

Some chicken and some beer, that's all I care.

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