Giddy-Ied!

'Twas a sunny day at noon-

The maidens all floundered in a swoon

To the lads dancing out a croon

Each child exclaiming 'Old buffoons!'

 

Now a clown came dressed in doubloons-

Leading soldiers of a platoon,

All marching towards the saloon.

 

Absurd sights lay between 

Assumed and the seen..

Pray tell, indeed why?

What bewitches the eye?

The crowd collectively sighed

Saying we all abide,

to the customs applied

in this no-nonsense town-

called Giddy-ied.