Sweet Tragedy

Lol! You don't know what happened to me yesterday, I told my "Kaccha-Baniyan" buddy from my childhood.

Let me guess, another tragedy; may be your neighbour aunty complained to your mother, about your late night arrival in your own flat! may be your mother caught you red-handed while stealing dry bournvita! may be your father gave you ultimate surprise by delivering "Ladki wale" at your bachelor flat, because he knows that his son always keep dreaming of getting married without even completing his graduation course.

Are you mad, I was talking about a sweet tragedy and you slammed list of "Not so good" tragedies at my face like a thunder slap. I can't imagine, if these tragedies would happen to me in real, what will I do ? May be, I would surrender myself to God in order to save me from my friend's bad luck tongue and bad guesses!!

I told him in anger tone in respond to which after few seconds, we both started laughing like "Jackals of college", and in the canteen, everyone started staring us like "Namoone".

Now, I am seriously asking you otherwise I am going to attend my class because I don't want to be an absentee in final exams just because of not having "75% attendance holder shares" from our so called intelligent class teacher being awarded the title of "Most discipline teacher" from principal of our college and "Most khadoos teacher" from sweet students of his own class.

Fine dude, Let's move to class, I will tell you about my sweet tragedy in the highway from canteen to our class, as I told him and we started moving to the destination of our dream future.

"Okay, It is the right time to tell you about my sweet tragedy that happened yesterday. Actually, I ordered the pizza for home delivery because my "Khana pakane vali" declared a sudden leave even without telling me, I was so upset like how could she even dare to do that! After all, I am her boss," I told him.

"Ohh, come on; get to the point!" he scolded me.

"Yo dude, instead of a pizza delivery boy, there was a tall, beautiful girl standing in front of me, her long straightened hairs and a slightly smudgy band of black eyeliner was just so perfect on her gorgeous eyes. She was holding the hot, cheese packed pizza box. So, the sweet tragedy that happened to me that my eyes got stuck in between the yummy pizza and my new 'crush'. After a few seconds, she pinched me and gave me the pizza along with her number, without even asking."

"So lucky you are my friend, after all 'dost kiska hai ',

ha-ha and you called this sweet moment - a tragedy!"

"Actually, when I dialed her number, was busy in the imagination of her sweet voice, although she didn't speak to me a single word! When the call was received, a hard voice came out, "I am a bouncer professionally and sweet brother of my beautiful sister who delivers pizza in her part time, so dare, if you tried to follow her!! Have a good day." My heart shattered out, when I came to know that the number she gave to me was the number of her bouncer brother!!" I said to him in a low voice.

Ha-Ha, what a sweet tragedy!! "Ladki ne aur ladke ke bhai ne teri " no "de kar le li", my "Kaccha-Baniyan" friend laughed at me.