My Butt Has A Crack!

Once in a faraway land in Mexico, Henry just came from his bath saying ''Mum! look! My butt has a crack!''

''Stop being silly Henry! Everyone’s butt has a crack!'' Henry couldn’t believe what his mum said, so he went to the fridge and took a sticky note and wrote-''I am going to cure the butt crack disease when I grow up.''

And surely enough, he went to a doctor and asked, ''Why do our butts have cracks?'' The doctor laughed and said ''Well son, everyone’s butt has cracks! That is how god created us.''

The he went to a huge picture that said god and asked, ''Why do our butts have cracks?'' 

Then after 19 years he did cure the disease- which was just telling everyone to poop everyday!