MCP

MCP

3 mins
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Male Chauvinist Pig


Who are they, someone from avengers or marvel or who, are just people created from our society? So who are they actually, they are men who believe that men are superior to women. Question do you still find these guys oh yes everywhere !!! simple places office, Gym, sports, roads, etc, etc, etc, etc, every corner of your life.


I have been working out in a gym near my place for nearly 5 years, yes I have not lost weight but I have gained strength. So am aware of the few workouts and styles in a simple way right postures, then comes few young guys or even younger like college goers. They come to the gym to just build a body to impress gals in the college (to be marked in bold, not aunties). There was this guy who was a cute looking fellow, must be in the early 20s with a height of 5'10 came to Gym in a branded outfit and shoes, Full of josh.


I could read his mind, it was like yes I workout in a gym and am the smartest of the lot. Usually if it's your first time with gym the instructor will ask you to go slow with the work out for 2 weeks and duration is less, but his cute fellow 's ambition was to become like Salman Khan and have a girlfriend within 2 weeks, so he started the workout. The instructor told him to do the treadmill first for 10 mins at the speed of 5 but our cute hero challenged himself and increased the speed to 8 and was literally running; guess he felt happy about himself. Then is the chance of weights as per instructor it was 2 kgs but our cute hero took 5 kgs weight and started doing work with his own postures, which was obviously wrong.


I was standing next to him and could not stop myself but guided him in a polite manner the right posture, but the hero is hero cannot go wrong anytime and continued doing so. Day 1 was done and he felt he already created the 1st pack for the 6 pack. Day 2 and today was the day for squats and little weights he too the cute hero had his own postures and counts and he felt he created the 2nd pack, Day 3 and Day 4 and Day 5 and Day 6 were done. By this time the cute hero was nowhere cute he didn't look cute, he had a very weird walking style which kept my brain confused thinking to which Bollywood star it resembled.


Second Week, his workout was normal but his josh to lift the weight was even more filled with josh, then 3rd week I kept looking for the cute fellow but he was no where to be seen, I asked the instructor where was the cute fellow who joined the gym to become the Salman Khan, he went on laughing and said the work out he did made him sprain his hands legs and shoulder so he is taking rest for a month. If he listened to the instructor or at least me he wud have probably gained his 1st pack. After that I was thinking why the hell he did'nt listen to me, what made him feel that he is better than me and he is more stronger than me.


Often wonder why PIG is compared to men, simple pigs are refered to as lazy animals, so are men; not all I know still.



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