Maniram's Startup

Title :- Maniram's Startup Saga. 😁


In the village of Pipalpur, Dhaniram was known for his clever wit and his tiny tea stall. But his biggest heartache was his son, Maniram — a boy who, despite years of schooling, had only mastered two skills:

1. Playing Snake Game on his ancient mobile phone


2. And talking complete nonsense with full confidence.



Dhaniram often sighed, “Oh Lord! He’s a 'Box of Brains'—but sadly, the lid is missing!”


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🌞One Fine Morning:

One day, Dhaniram, frustrated beyond limit, thrust ₹500 into Maniram’s hand and shouted:

> “Go, you good-for-nothing! Do something useful, earn something! Or next time you’ll get five slaps instead of five hundred — and with GST!”



Maniram grinned and said:

> “Don’t worry, Papa! I’ll double this money and come back.”



Dhaniram smacked his forehead:

> “Dear Krishna… this boy will get scammed or start a scam.”




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🐔Part 1: The Chicken Venture

First, Maniram went to the poultry shop and bought a second-hand chicken — one that used to lay eggs but now only laid tantrums.

He roamed through the village yelling:

> “This isn’t just any chicken… it’s an Emotional Support Chicken! It heals depression!”



No customers, only complaints. The grand finale?
The chicken bit the local policeman’s dhoti (wrap) and ran off with it.


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🍋Part 2: Lemonade Startup

Next, he used the remaining money to buy lemons and set up a lemonade stall, proudly named:

> “Lemon by Maniram – When life gives you lemons, we sell them!”



Business was okay until he accidentally used toilet cleaner ice instead of regular ice.

Soon, half the village was vomiting, and Maniram was running for his life.


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💡Part 3: Finally, A Brainwave

Exhausted and broke, Maniram slumped on the temple stairs. There, a wise old baba asked:

> “Son, what are you good at?”



He thought for a second and said, “Talking nonsense!”

Baba said, “Then do that! The world loves confident idiots!”

And that was the beginning of “Bakwaas Baba Channel” — a YouTube channel where Maniram shared deep, useless wisdom like:

> “Can’t sleep? Talk to your pillow. These days, pillows are more faithful than people.”




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📱The Twist

One video went viral:

> “Spiritual Lessons from a Chicken”



Maniram became an overnight sensation. By the end of the month, he earned ₹520 from ads!

He ran home screaming:

> “Papa! ₹500 became ₹520! I’m an influencer now!”



Dhaniram rolled his eyes but smiled:

> “At least now he’s earning by selling stupidity. That’s... progress?”




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🎤Now trending in the village:

> “Study or don’t…
But if your brain is broken, be like Maniram — and become a YouTuber!”



~ The End ~