Legs Of Fankarpur

My company transferred me to the Fankarpur district for a new project. It was very new for me. However as an employee I needed to be shifted to Fankarpur. Me and my wife I took a few stuff that were necessary for our basic survival.

There was a special train to Fankarpur. We went by train. This train was very special as there were a few passengers that too very old. One of them asked where are you going, my wife answered "Fankarpur". He replied, "May Allah save you from upcoming problems". We wanted to ask him why did he say that but by the time the train arrived at Fankarpur station. 

Taking two bags in our hand we stepped on Fankarpur land. The train moved by and the station was having not a single person. We thought maybe it was late night so that is why there was no one at the station. However, we kept moving. After moving 500 meters we saw a person standing beside us who covered himself by a thick typical blanket. He asked us why are you here. We said that we needed to go to our address "The Durban's House". He said "OK! Come with me. " 

We sat on his tanga and started moving. He said with his thick voice, "You shouldn't be here Haha Haha ". We again wanted to ask him why but by the time his tanga stopped. He said that the tire got a puncture. He needed to repair it. He said that he will bring a mechanic to repair it. We stood there for around 30 minutes. I went to see him. The guy called me after some time. He said "Sir, where are you. I am standing near the tanga". I went running and when I reached there, he wasn't there. I asked my wife whether that guy was there near the tanga. She replied "No". I called that guy on that number. Fortunately, he answered the call. The first question I asked him was how did he get my no. .In return, he replied, "Welcome to Fankarpur". 

Without wasting any time, I ran with my wife. We were lucky as we saw a bus and we were able to get into it. 

5 minutes later I got down the bus. My wife asked me why did I get off the bus. I said " Did you see the leg of the people around us. It was in the opposite direction ". She replied, "Do you think my legs are straight"...