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E.L. Linga

Comedy Fantasy

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E.L. Linga

Comedy Fantasy

I'm Blayze

I'm Blayze

2 mins
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Hi, my name is Blayze. I'm an experienced martial artist and elite class swordsman. Well, guys you know. My task is to hunt down monsters. All kinds of monsters like dragons, ogre's and oversized snakes. I travelled around the world cutting down every monster I can find. My two friends Ray and John travel along with me. Guess what, I can beat both of them. If they hear me saying this, they would've said I'm making things up. Believe me guys, I'm the most powerful swordsman to ever exist and this isn't a joke. Literally, no one in Ornavier can beat me. Something is bothering me all the time. It just pisses me off, not that I'm jealous of him, but my friend Ray has all the girls in the city under his control. Every single day when of them is asking him for a date and they are always ignoring me. That's why I considered Ray my enemy. He's literally taking all the girls without leaving any for me. He's a big jerk. Well, I admit. I'm the biggest pervert of all time. Is that why girls don't like me? I'm so cooler than Ray, but I still have zero girls and he a million. And Mr, Uncool think I'm jealous of him. Well sorry for him, but he's totally wrong. And then you have John. I'm gonna stop talking about Ray, he's just a pain in the ass. Well, how can I describe John? Uhmm... he's a pervert, just like me. That man is my rival in perviness. We have our own squad and serve the kingdom of Ornavier. We three are monster-hunters.


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