Brother-Sister Love....

🔹️Incident 1

ME : Bhai, ek picture click kar na please.

(Bro, click a picture please?)

HIM: Tera phone de, uska camera better hai.

(Give me your phone, the camera is better.)

ME: (Looking at the pic) Dude that's a horrible picture!

HIM : Camera ki bhi galti nahi hai. Shakal hi buri hai to kya kar skate hai.

(It's not the camera’s fault. You have a bad face.)

🔹️Incident 2

(Looking at a family picture)

HIM: Hum sab ache lag rahe. Bas tu stupid lag rahi. Pakka mandir ki sidhio se laye hai tujhe. Tu meri behen ho hi nahi sakti.

(All of us are looking good except you. I bet you're adopted.)

ME: 😒

🔹️Incident 3

Once we were arguing over something. I got angry and hit him with a pillow.

HIM: Choti si hai. Utha k phek dunga abhi. Pareshaan mat kar.

(You're a tiny thing. I'll throw you out. Stop troubling me.)

🔹️Incident 4

(When I came back from college during vacation. While having lunch.)

MOM: Aur legi kya? (Will you take some more?)

ME: Nahi, aur bhook nahi hai. (No, am not hungry.)

MOM: Thoda toh le le. (Take a little.)

HIM: Mat khilao. Waise hi moti ho rahi hai. (Don’t give her. She is already fat)

🔹️Incident 5

When mom was cleaning the house during Diwali.

MOM: Ye kachra bahar daal dena. (Please throw this waste outside.)

HIM: Iss ladki ko bhi kachre k saath bahar phek do. (Throw this girl out too.)

🔹️Incident 6

(During winters, I took out a blanket from the drawer and went to the bed. Bro snatches it from me)

ME: Ye mera hai. (This is mine.)

HIM: Tera kaise hua? (How is this yours?)

ME: Maine nikala. (I took it out)

HIM: Achi baat hai. Ek aur nikal le. (Good job. take out another one.)

🔹️Incident 7

We were chatting online. After a few minutes of conversation :

ME: Chal ab ja, mujhe padhne de. (Okay go now, let me study.)

HIM: Maine kaha mana kiya? Waise bhi padh k kuch nahi hoga tera. Fail hogi tu pata h mujhe. (When did i stop you? Study. You're still gonna fail, I know )

🔹️Incident 9: we were sitting and talking in his room. I was making fun of him.

HIM : Tu mere bed pe baithne layak Nahi h. (you're not allowed to sit on my bed)

And he kicked me… So hard that I fell down. After a moments gap, we burst into laughter.

(*Dedicated to all brothers and sister*)

-Priyadarsini.k.yadav