When I Play Chess My Way

When I play chess my way,

People think they're just wasting a day.

They say the Queen can't fire the other team,

I said 'Not the way I play'I screamed. 

My friends say I'm a fool,

I don't need to go to chess school.

'Why is it called a pawn .'

My friend, Sam sat there and yawned.

It was all almost dawn,

I didn't even mow the lawn.

Sam said 'Maybe when you are big you can play',

I said 'Nope, It's your turn.'

He will never learn.

'Hey, you have to play chess my way.'