I Spy
I Spy
I am the nosey aunty of your street
Or that prying uncle you always meet
I want to know what's cooking at your house
Who is your mother's second cousin's spouse
I need to find who's that girl on your bike
All the people you hate and dislike
I must know when and who you will marry
To make you my neighborhood gossip quarry
I have to know your temple or mosque attendance
And dig in your past and family descendants
I must find if you earn more than my son
Or a juicy news on your "undeserved" promotion
I have to know how you can afford the car you bought
Your girly mind could not have great economic thought
I desire to know all your spicy secrets
I will unearth all your life's regrets
My mission is to gossip and share
Be jealous of your happiness and spread your despair