God's Retreat

Hey there!

Welcome to my universe, my haven, my retreat

Blissfulness starts right from the street

I come here often to escape my life

My name is God, I need time-out from my wife.

You see, here I keep an unusual collection

Antiquited objects for my disposition

This hobby started suddenly with a big bang

I needed an outlet from my wife's harangue.

Let me give you a tour of my agglomeration

This unique collection demands admiration

Over the years my assortment has largely grown

But please don't tell my wife, or she will frown.

 

Ancient stars that were once shining bright

Their battery ran out over many a night

Black holes that suck light in like a charm

Go ahead! touch and see, there is no harm

Sometimes I recline on my couch for leisure

I let these dainty comets fly around for pleasure

Let me switch off the light for a special show

These Supernovas generate a super glow

Oh what's that lying in the corner I see?!

A blue round stone, I wonder what it could be?

Oh I know! this looks to be from my solar system collection

But eww, it seems to have an infestation.

Anyways! Let me leave that for now

It's not that important somehow

I'll clean and repair the solar system next time

Let's have some scotch, do you want yours with some lime?