Ode to the Holi Cow

Oh my dear holy cow, I prepared for the exam any how

I learnt about your hump, alchemy of gold gave me a goose bump.

Made coffee with your milk and enjoyed with my ilk.

Made some ghee, its aroma, I was full of glee.

Chemistry of your shit is just no bull shit

Yellow color piss, bhakts can’t give it a miss.

When I watch your hind sway, I stumble in the pothole, in the way.

You are utterly so docile, wish I can be so for a while 

You are here to stay, science or superstition, come what may.