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Rutuja Bhogate

Comedy

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Rutuja Bhogate

Comedy

I Am Not Old

I Am Not Old

1 min
130


My legs have gone weak

But only sometimes they squeak

I think this is because of cold

Because I am definitely not old.


I was having some snack

But there was sudden crack

Off fell my dear teeth

My teeth really do need vitamins.


I was reading a book

But suddenly some words shook

Oh lord, I think there are some ghosts

"My eyes are the best." I boast.


I was drink soup

But my fingers drooped

Then came my children surrounding me like bevy

"Stop this all, the spoon is just heavy."


I slowly climbed up the stairs

Bearing all the worried glares

I am like stop with these stares

I am still strong with pretty hair.


But then I looked at my hair

Which were white as ash

But I flicked then aside

"I just gave them a grey color splash."


As I sat on the bed

My mouth went "Aahh" That's nothing my kid

I am just trying learn music

That's my talent untold

And I am definitely not old.


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